No reindeer is safe.

Where men are men and reindeer’s are scared

The santa of love

Marry Eros and Happy Nude Year!

– Mommy, Christmas is coming … !

Yosemite Samta! The roughest toughest reindeer-riding hombre this side of Texas.

Totally implausible; Santa only rides bareback.

Are these socks for feet, or for another body part?

I don’t think Dasher is getting much out of the relationship.

Well, somebody has to take care of all those elves.

Oh boy! An archery set!

The old Santa retired, and now it’s a Cowboy Outfit.

What did you think “reindeer games” were? Kickball?

This is so cupid!

He came upon a midnight clear…

Yippee-ki-yay m…..f…er!

“It’s f**kin’ Christmas!”

Ahm Santa and ahm vixen to get me some reindeer poontang for Christmas.

Be careful how you do it. Remember, eros spelled backwards is sore!

Santa’s gonna ring your jingle bells!

“I saw Vixen kissing Santa Claus….”

Who asked for sOx for Christmas?

Eros Christmas and Ramazzotti New Year … Prego!

Oh give me a home, where the polar bears roam, and the elves and the reindeer go play…

@Droll not Troll: The ones who want to marry Christmas.

Deeros!

Me and my Eros….

Santa is a snappy dresser.

Santa is a snappy dresser!

Now i understand why Rudolf got a red nose.

My eyes aren’t the greatest these days, but isn’t that a pronghorn? And what’s with the cowboy hat?

EROS . . . until it gets SORE

Blitzen looks concerned about what’s in store for him one he and Ol’ Grimy, the Drunken Santa-Cosplaying Prospector, get back to their little shack at the mine.