Cheese baked…

Cheese baked…

posted on 30 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Menu found in China.  

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I prefer fungus

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Mint shaped of course

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Hmmm, salmonella and legionella with cheese! Delicious.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Compliments to the chef- um, cheese, I mean.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! There’s food in my Anthrax!

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

It’s a very cultured dish.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The chef is a real fun guy.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

So in China there’s nothing like a big bowl of baked bacteria with a side of fragrant soil to make you sick and touchable?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Cheese makes everything better.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

And for dessert, chocolate covered assorted viruses.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

I’m just glad they didn’t abbreviate “assorted.”

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

I love baked Brie coli.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

What is the only thing worse than a mecium?

A paramecium.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

I hope they have Streptococcus! That’s my favorite.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

TOUCH
ME I’M
CHEESE

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

As I said last time, a bacterium is a camel with two humps

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

I always thought that bacteria is the rear entrance to the cafeteria.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Now I’m sick of cheese …

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

“Today’s special is the Chef’s Surprise.”
“Why is it called Chef’s Surprise?”
“Because it’s a surprise that the chef was able to drag himself to work with double pneumonia!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Served in a bowel, of course.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Marum: How about Andromedary, the intergalactic camel?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Cheese and sneeze.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Need a T-shirt for the food:
Eat me I’m sick

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Life is like a box of bacteria, you never know what you’re gonna catch.

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

For dessert – a Jello mold.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

When the waiter brings this, do I say, “Thank you” or “gesundheit?”

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

The cheese disease?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Pee Bee. The Gesundheit, is the highest mountain in Austria.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

A bowel of e-coli baked with paramecium cheese, please.

kioku
kioku
10 years ago

Sir our flue of the day is a one day stomache virus sure to you up all night.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Nothing goes to waste in China.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Pro-biotic food.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Wait a second … is that real cheese?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

I’ll only eat this if it is mozzarella-baked bacteria.

Sanket Jadhav
Sanket Jadhav
9 years ago

we only choose finest of bacteria!

Sean
Sean
9 years ago

Such wonderful hospitality at this restaurant…as the chef says, “microbes are your crobes”.

chaoticbaboosh
8 years ago

close enough

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