Build up your immune system!

Build up your immune system!

posted on 28 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Jitna Bhagani Premberg.
Spotted in Shanghai, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I know where you’ve been!

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

I fear for the child

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Leprosy?

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

If you are sick, here is $50, go and get yourself a doctor. Now you should feel touched.

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

Night of the living dead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Also:

WATCH ME I’M BORED

UNDRESS ME I’M NUDE

CONFUSE ME I’M CAT

timmy
timmy
9 years ago

T-Shirt design by e. bola.

Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious
9 years ago

Mudhoney on tour

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Not even if you were Jim Morrison.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Jesus doesn’t shop here any more.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Comes with matching ankle bracelet.

Jim
Jim
9 years ago

“Touch Me I’m Sick” is a song by Mudhoney which was also covered by Sonic Youth.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

He’s a Beatles fan. Hold him in your arms, yeah, you can feel his disease.

amy
amy
9 years ago

“Touch Me I’m Sick” is a song by Mudhoney

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Frickin anti-vaxxers.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

@Ben: The lyrics sites say “Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease”, but I suspect it’s actually “Hold you in his arms, cher, You can feel his disease”, “cher” being French for “dear”.

Just thought I’d share.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Marry me I’m Christmas

Whateley23
Whateley23
9 years ago

That might be an actual band t-shirt from Mudhoney, who did a song by that title.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

China’s big on faith healing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

OK, now where did I leave my ten-foot pole?

tarltarasa
9 years ago

You want me to touch you? You really are sick!

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

They say the best way to get rid of a cold is to give it to someone else. So… ((hugs))

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
9 years ago

The baby looks like it caught whatever it was and is dead. …..

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
9 years ago

Final Fantasy 7: This guy are sick!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Looks very contagious. The main symptom seems to be blurring of the facial features.

bat Malka
bat Malka
9 years ago

@ a non y mouse:
Lennon endorsed the mistake you quote, but the verse is hold him in your arms yeah, you can….
Though really this is not so important, at another time Lennon admitted the lyrics were “gobbledygook”.
And we all thought of them at first sight of the shirt, so great minds are all going in the same direction

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

‘Tis and ill wind which blows no one some good.

At least he’ll be making the payments on the pox doctor’s Porsche, for the next few years.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

DEATH IS A CONDITION’

NOT A DISEASE

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@DnT Oh! I thought he was drunk. Have you ever noticed how the people around you at the pub, get blurry when they are drunk. (lol)

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

.:lol:

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Actuall. I think I have destroyed a few brian seals this Christmas. 🙄

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Well, Chang old chap. I certainly wouldn’t lick you.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Have I got short term memory loss?

Err. Would you mind repeating the question?

John
John
9 years ago

This exact shirt is available here: http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/touch-me-im-sick-t-shirt.html

The description reads: “Mudhoney were fundamental to the whole Seattle Grunge scene. When they released their debut single Touch Me I’m Sick in 1988 on Sub Pop it was the start of a movement.”

It’s unlikely this guy bought that shirt without knowing what it meant.

Marianne Jones
Marianne Jones
9 years ago

That’s not Engrish, that’s a song by Mudhoney, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGsT_qFMBs&list=RD_nGsT_qFMBs

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

@A Non-y Mouse: The him/you switch was intentional but I didn’t notice the original is “cher”. Good bit of trivia.

ananamas
ananamas
9 years ago

“touch me i’m sick” is the name of a mudhoney song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGsT_qFMBs

Burt Kenobi
Burt Kenobi
9 years ago

Alas it’s not English, just a copy of the old grunge t-shirt for the band Mudhoney’s song “Touch Me I’m Sick”, also covered by Sonic Youth

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I am sick. Now you can see.

tadchem
tadchem
9 years ago

Contagion – the gift that keeps on giving!

lgh
lgh
9 years ago

There’s also plenty of germs down in the mud, honey!

Tim
Tim
9 years ago

FYI: This is the title of a Mudhoney song: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_Me_I%27m_Sick

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

The girl next to him makes the (in)appropriate hand signals
in case you can’t read English.

me
me
9 years ago

What’s the point of this photo? To show the person who took it/posted it wasn’t alive in the 1990s? Obviously it is the title of a 90s rock song, nothing you see here

bawbag
bawbag
9 years ago

Hey, this is a Mudhoney t shirt. There’s a song of that name. Obscure grunge 🙂

Xan
Xan
9 years ago

Probably a Mudhoney fan. Classic tune there.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

@Tim – TOUCH ME I’M SICK!

Mitch
Mitch
9 years ago

I’m in England and I used to have that exact same t-shirt, bought at a Mudhoney gig, (£5 outside the venue, don’t think it was official.
So it really shouldn’t be on this site.

Sid
Sid
9 years ago

Tim’s the only one who recognizes the Mudhoney reference? Yikes.

Jeff Williams
Jeff Williams
9 years ago

This is not engrish.
This is MUDHONEY!

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