And all this time I thought they were meteorites…

Looks more like paws

Does it fecally matter

I’m Winnie Poo and I’m interested

Bah, Humbung!

And Crappy New Year!

Merry Poo, and a phosphorus New Year!

This must be the location where Mr. Turde works.

Can I Marry Pee?

@Seventy2rd o clock: Only if you get piss drunk.

The paws that refreshes.

The kind of poo that makes you happy when you step in it!

@ Huu Yuu: I know the place, it’s called Poo Bar.

In this case it is not the more, the merrier…

Mr. Hanky’s Japanese office.

It’s not so Merry when your riding downwind of eight tiny reindeer.

For the children who were too naughty even for coal.

Mr. Hanky gives you a big “Howdy ho!” when you open the door.

Happiness is a warm poopie.

Refusal of pet’s poo !!

that’s not fruitcake, though it tastes the same…

So after Santa’s elves developed a strange attraction to poodles, they ended up with this…

A Christmas stocking is like poo. You don’t want to put your foot in it.

GEEZ! I only got coal.

From Tom Lehrer’s “A Christmas Carol” –

So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don’t stand underneath when they fly by.

Meteors from Uranus

Dump your caca-poo here for an urgent haircut.

Just next to Sad Pee

Japanese dog breeders carefully matched their finest specimens until they came up with a variety that was perpetually happy and always incontinent. Thus was born the Merry-Poo.