When potato chips attack!

So it tastes like chicken, right

Cereal killers wanted

Because active snacks don’t walk

Snacks are poisonous and nuts

Lay’s new flavors are starting to get ridiculous.

Our snacks are active, so you don’t have to be!

Rubbing in yourself with guacamole is strictly at your own risk.

I got a bad case of shingles from the wild Pringles ®
And I was lucky to escape a bite from a really fast Cheeto…

The snacks are now eating humans, is this Karma, or just really
messed up?

And there also might be giants.

Also, be on the lookout for the Frito Bandito.

Caution: our nuts have balls.

Mmmm … A bite of snack!

“Just as the mother Snickers protects her Fun Size cubs, you can protect your children with an insurance policy from Mutual of Taiwan…”

Beware of those gummy snake lollies, they contain some artificial colours and flavours, and other ingredients which have links to cancers.

I know the Chinese eat snakes as snacks but eating them alive is going too far.

Even my hovercraft is full of snacks.

In China, snacks eat you

– “But, I’m soo hungry!!”
-“Mam, stay on the sidewalk. It’s only a snack attack. It will pass.”

Even more terrifying than Snacks on a Plane.
And airplane food is pretty terrifying.

French Fries may be suicide bombers in disguise

Look out for the jerky.

“Mommy! That licorice whip hissed at me!”

You brought a snake!

Nasty things, mousse bites.

This means you, Crabbe and Goyle.

I imagine the average little Asian bloke, would just be a snack for a Cambodian reticulated Python, or a Burmese Python.

N.B. The reticulated Python grows to just over 30 feet.

High density woods, are only found in large Brothels.

Q. What are full of carbohydrates, and covered in salt.

A. Potato Ships.

@BFC Ask Marum, he is part aboriginal. All those coastal Wallum Country swamps in SE, Qld., and Northern NSW, were full of File Snakes and Water Lily bulbs. Good bush tucker, he used to reckon. I do believe he cooked the snakes first, though.

Ya know what they say…when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Written by a mongoose.

In America you have snack attack. In Soviet Russia, snacks attack you.

And this is why you should not feed snakes to the snacks.

When snacks attack!

I always enjoyed snacks on a plane.

As long as the snack is under 200 calories its OK
— Michelle Obama

I think this is just the Hansel and Gretel story.

Fear not! The Snack Charmer is coming.

Steak sense tingling!

Remember chocolate snacks can be deadly to some animals.

Beware?
I was rather aware that something yummy just got active.

It’s been several years now, but it’s nice to know that Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot finally get another chance to say: “Watch out for snakes!”

It is always polite to bring enough snakes for everyone.

that destination is so favorite for sugar.

Please take note of increased Jawbreaker swarms during summer season.

Beware the pernicious and unnerving Doritos!

Why wait? Grab a Snakers.

Snacks on a plane…