This is why I don’t listen to owls…

I just heard ‘Silence of the Owls’

The Teachers Who Say ‘Ho’

I don’t give a hoot in what do not understand in anything.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?

It is a little known fact that the owls favorite band is “The Who”.

Please! Listen to my incomprehensible gibberish!

@Frank Burns: Three.

– I speak Owlish. I learned it in the woods.

Frankly my dear,. I don’t give a hoot.

Quote by Rhett Boobook.

The latest appointment at Hogwarts.

Indeed I do not understand anything on that T-shirt…

How many thumbs does it take to get to the center of this book? Blue.

@Coffeebot.
Two.

Or is this a tlick question?

72rd. That’s a coincidence.

When I showed the lady my woodie, her eyes opened like an owl’s too.

I do note: That he is flicking the book.

……………. As diifferent to booking a fl_ick.

Zen owl.

– Who made this T-shirt?
– Whoooo!

Go to night school and do not understand of anything but how to hunt mice.

Mommy, why did you send me to ratschool? Now I’m terrified!!

That’s what happens when you’re exposed to too many hooters.

That T-shirt has me off to a great start. I am not understand in anything.

Who..who…whoo…who?
What? When? How? Why?

Do not to ask owl as they do not understand
in anything these questions.

What do?!