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posted on 16 Nov 2014 in Household Items
Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Found on an inflatable bathtub.
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Not for sharp children
A product for multitasking.
WARNING: It can NOT cause guitars, basses and microphones
Fortunately, it looks like it can come into contact with at least 1.1 meters of children
A.K.A. The Jusenkyo Drum kit.
Not suitable for airheads or drumheads…
Boiling water may cause a complete String Quartet
Drum roll, please
“Can not come into contact with sharp objects”
So Democrats are free to use it then.
I accidentally nicked it and it gave me a bongo.
If I use a sharp object on my drum kit, it won’t leak air, but it will stop working properly.
What happens if this object comes into contact with a beautiful nude lady?
@Seventy2rd: then it may cause children.
Water temperatures above 100° can cause an entire kumi-daiko.
The drums! THE DRUMS!!! they’re DRIVING ME MAD!!!
@72rd. It will cause a Deflowering Drum Song.
(Flower Drum Song) – Richard Rogers 1961?
I would not have thought that the Burrundi Drummers, would fit into one little life-raft.
@ DrLex: Air & drum children?
@ Marum: Or a splash!
An explosive air leak would be bad for the ear drums!
For temperatures above 50 degrees, please use kettle drum.
Where do the drum kits come from? Beats me!
Bathtub may also be used as a paradiddling pool.
Must be Yamaha brand
“CYMBALS sold separately” (not “symbols”)
Freezing water may cause orchestra.
@Larry/Martha Rippere
That was likely deliberate
-mommy, I raised the bathtub water too high, and now I want to quit my dreams of becoming a doctor to become a drummer for a rock band!
-NOOOOOOOO!!! why didn’t I heed the warnings!
Droll not Troll: You mean: ‘We don’t roll in your toilet, so please don’t paradiddle in our bath.’
If you put hot water in this bath you’re likely to get your rim shot.
What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?
The drummer.
But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much it cries, no matter how much it begs, never feed it after midnight.
Definitely don’t store this in direct sunlight, or you’ll have no idea where to put all the resulting amplifiers!
Ba-dum-tsch!
Wait, should I not hit children on the head or should I make sure I hit children on the head?
Keith Moon sold separately.
For the proper definition irony, refer to the title of this picture.
*Cymbals. Learn Engrish
Forget the drums, what the hell is that stick-guy about to do to that small stick-child on the lower left?!?!?!?