Spontaneous Toasteration

Spontaneous Toasteration

posted on 7 Nov 2014 in Signs

Wait’ll you hear where babies come from…

Photo courtesy of Topi Lindholm.
Found in Narita, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Brings new meaning to a bun in the oven

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

It really does come out of nowhete

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

And Bread Pitt just came from Angelina

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Our quality is made of high bread!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s like the Big Bang with a crust!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I think they are confusing mold with bread.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Meh.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Are there Magic Elves in the kitchen?

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Just don’t ask what goes in.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Why did the bread cross the road?
– Because it just came out from our Bakery kitchen!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I also spontaneously chuck it up.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

WE are high quality.

Dunno about the fued though.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Yeah. I gnow it’s feud.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I cook my fued with feul,
It is my golden reul,
I sit upon the kitchen stule,
And eat my red hot gerul.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Bread in, bread out

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Our bread keeps coming out. One day we hope to work out why it’s always gay.

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Tim Cook cooks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The bread isn’t just loafing around in there.

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

A really boring place to eat middle of the road western food. Even their Engrish is mediocre.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Better “out from our Bakery kitchen” then “from out their rear end”

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

The bakery has its own kitchen?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Does the waitress come with dessert.

No. But she gets a bit puffed on Satu8rday nights.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
10 years ago

Let’s get cracking on the fish, the multitude is getting cranky!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

Jesus is our inspiration.

Myself
7 years ago

We’ve been trying to stop the endless tide of fresh-baked bread which is mysteriously coming out in massive piles from our bakery kitchen. If it keeps happening at the same rate, in a week we’ll have to shut down our bakery because it’ll be full to bursting with fresh-baked bread. In a month, fresh-baked bread will cover the entire city of Narita. Within a year, there will be fresh-baked bread over all of Japan, and within three years from now, the entire earth will be covered in fresh-baked bread. Please, we ask anybody who knows anything about where all this… Read more »

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