Only real cursoriness will be accepted.

This caption was not washed. Isn’t that enough detriment?

This washing machine credit card is fine and confused

American Express

Don’t think its much good held together with sticky tape

Thelma! My parka is all attainted! I told you it’s wash by cursor, no detriment!

Me doctor. You fine.

This tag tells me nothing about if I go to original detriment site and the consult is not living.

These credit card terms and conditions get harder to understand
all the time.

I think that nou ght detriment hebdomad of artifcial cursoriness thd assure ambit within.

Or not.

Money laundering at its finest

Everyone knows natural cursoriness makes you fat, therefore we only use artificial cursoriness.

Caution: washing this caption will not cause naught detriment.

If you go to our detriment site, you won’t come back.

hebdomad (plural hebdomads)

A group of seven.
A period of seven days, a week.

Leave it to the Engrish to teach me new vocabulary. Now, all I have to do is use it three times and it’s mine forever. My next email will be…interesting.

Me fine.

Desige & Destory by Cocal Channel

Hurry up. I don’t have all hebdomad.

@Peter: I knew about the French word “hebdomadaire”, meaning weekly. I didn’t know about English “hebdomad” until now!

Destory: To deconstruct a story.

Me Tarzan, you fine!

When that great icon Gough Whitlam, stuffed the Australian Clothing Industry in the 70s, I bought one of the first Taiwanese shirts to come into the country.
I then cut off the tag inside and stuck it on my dresser mirror.

The tag implored me : “Please to wash quickly”

I saw the tag every morning for six months until the penny dropped.

Please to wash quickly = Colourfast; or; wash fast.

“Don’t lave home without it.”

The next one I bought came from Ceylon (Sri Lanka).

There was a loose printed message in the pocket; “Checked by Kostadinka”.

The card is assure that it will me so confusing that it will be sure to leave you cursoring

Probably to DETRiment you from taking them up on this “offer”

Dear credit card: I fine, how you? You still studying English? Good luck!

Where can I apply for this great credit card?

The THD of this credit card is too high and the signal to noise ratio is terrible!

I have this credit card. Are the $500 annual fees too high and where is it accepted? Just askin.

So if you get this credit card you have to pay a fine?

Nou ght, Sherlock.

Caption is washed at here!

THC – Tetrahydrocursorinessol
THD – Tetrahydrodetrimental

Fashion isn’t the only thing that’s high here.

Damn client, you is FINE!

Da-yumn, client, you FINE!

I’m fine? Great! I love being a fine client.

You Fine! You know it!

Hey! You fine! We to not do the overcharge or max out thing. You be fine with us! Just wave this thing in front of cash terminal and you are be the instant pay for! Buy any you want!thing

Thd Agman’s Ambit