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Sprinting chickens and really hot dogs
Off the hoof?
Slow hand
Featured in the movie ‘Footloose’
Feet me!
or the movie ‘My Left Foot’
Beware of fast foot
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bunion.
A hotdog for -80 … that’s cheap
Brings a different meaning to “Golden Arches.”
– Mommy! Bigfood!
What kind of dog do you want?
Em… I will have a Greyhound.
Any sauce?
Yeah, I’d like catchup.
They measure the foot by the food
Kind of like Jimmy Johns without the car.
– A footlong. To go, of course.
– Waiter! Where’s my foot?
– We’re still trying to catch it, Sir.
Just the thing before that big marathon.
All the feet that’s meet to eat!
No. I ordered a foot long. This is a long foot.
Today’s Special: Frog Legs
I wouldn’t trust a hot-dog that comes with a preemptive refund.
– Got any fish foot?
“I’ll have a turkey, large fries, and a small diet Coke.”
With side order of toe jam…
I’ll have a handburger.
That thing that looks like a turkey must really be the Road Runner!
Are those numbers in Dinar, Riyal, or Kilometers per hour?
Wang leftovers?
A farmer was telling a bloke in a bar, that he was breeding four-legged chickens.
Farmer: “As a chicken is a meal for four, everyone gets a drumstick.”
Bloke: ‘How do they taste?’
Farmer: “Dunno. Never been able to catch one of the little bastards.”
It’s a movie poster for The Karate Kid.
The very first time my lady had over 3/4 of that, I got breakfast in bed the next morning…as well as dessert. 😉
Come back in ten minutes.
I can’t talk with my mouth full.
That top snag is the first sausage I have ever seen with a head on it.
I think one of the staff may well have had a foot in this.
Our chili dogs are sponsored by Sonic the Hedgehog.
I don’t eat fast foot. It always gives me the runs.
This stuff is leg-end-ary.
Don’t bolt your food!
I could really go for some of that sole food.
@jjhitt
Feet are neat meat to eat
The chilli sauce gives it an extra kick.
Handburgers a specialty.
We use all fresh ingredients, no danger of toe-maine poisoning.
What, no corn dogs?
You say it’s foot, but we can see your buns!
No shoes, no service. If you want bear foot, you can’t come in with bare feet.
Athlete’s foot
Are you tired of ketching up? Try our food massage!
A hot-long footdog !
I would like a side of corns with that, please.
hot dog -80
weirdo burger -70
whole chicken -80
just a whole roast chicken thank you. To go, I’ll have to eat on the run