I just wish you made me go to school…

Fetherless?

– Mummy! Thenx I can Engrish!

Life is spelt wrong I think it should be laugh

mather mather how I lev ya

In the end it doesn’t really mather…

That’s what happens when getting a tattoo from officer Crabtree.

I’d thenk my Dad on my other arm, but I don’t know who he is.

You’re walcome, sun.

They even tattooed it on slowly because he can’t read very fast.

What’s the mather with you?

Well his great, great grandfather WAS Cotton Mather…..

Mother+Father=Mather

The Mathers and the Mitchs were two hillbilly families which had been feuding for generations. As it is now the 21st century, they decided to declare peace, and organized a huge dinner to settle the pact. As was going well, until one of the Mitch boys leant over with his fork, to get another potato out of the bowl of potatoes. At the very same moment grandma Mather reached over to grab one. Thus, the Mitch boy stuck the fork in the back of the hand of grandma Mather. At that point the peace was broken, because grandpa Mather stood… Read more »

The tattoos that impress me, is where some celebrity gets his/her personal “chop” tattooed on some obvious part of their body.

Then. much later, they find it means; Round Eye Dickhead – or something along that line. 😆

Does he mean Jerry Mather?

How could he be expected to read it, when it’s upside down.

Babel, babel,
Tail and trabel,
Water bail,
And cauldron babble.

Stupid is as stupid does.
Thanks Mr. Gump.

Thank mather later when she pays for the laser surgery to remove that tattoo.

Nothing else mattress.

Epic fale

And thanks for raising me on Fast Foot!

I thenks, tharefore I life.

I’m sure he is not very thenkful to the one who gave him the tettoo

You might think he means to thank his mother… but we’ll all be surprised when it comes out that his life was saved by a mathematician (mather) and the ‘e’ in thenk is his attempt to put a little energy into his thankfulness.

Better at mathermatics than spelling?

The right to bare arms is wasted on some people.

It doesn’t mather.

That’s what happens when you remember to cross the T’s, but forget to dot the I’s before getting a tattoo.

when our powers combine, we are MATHER!

captain mather, s/he’s our hero♪♫

So Jerry Mathers really was the beaver?

Thenk yiu vary moch ded for doing mam.

That’s unfortunate. You would think either him or the artist would have said something..

Illiteracy permanently printed on your body. Wow!

Straight from Mather Russia

Please somebody tell me they ULed this to that misspelled tattoos website…

I think fother had a hand in it, too….

Forever marked for laughs 😛

…And this is your brain on drugs.