Generate a good day!

Well, if you absolutely generate that my ass will be OK …

Caption may be generated at here!

Maybe Kick would be better

But only when sunny

That something good will be laughter
which will be generated off my ass

Sometimes people stare at my ass when I go out with it.
But no mind, as my ass seems to generate that something is good.

Nothing comes between me and my ass.

With ass every day is a fine day.

Somehow I have difficulty in thinking of any good things that are generated by someone’s ass.

That’s a nice ass.

– What will come out of it on a fine day?
– Crap!

I’ll bet that bag has a hole in it.

Looks like somebody got there ass handed to them.

Must be Sister Maria. She had a pet Ass which she sold to raise money for charity.
It was reported in the Church Newsletter, that Sister Maria sold her Ass for $500.00, to raise money for the orphans.

If you really do get a bit of ass. Apologise to the lady, and buy her an expensive bauble next day.

You may find yourself invited for an encore performance. 😉

Back in the Taim bilong Masta in PNG. (The colonial days) one of the schools had a fundraising for the Red Cross. One by one the girls were called on stage to get their certificates. Whereas, the average girl had raised usually 200 Kina or so. The last two young ladies had raised nearly K5,000.00 each. At this point, most of the single men in the audience were looking a bit shifty, and not a few of the married ones too. The MC was stupid enough to ask them how they had raised so much money, and they were innocent… Read more »

Is this Kim Kardashian’s?

Everyone likes a little ass.

I never go out without ass.

This reminds me of the joke about a priest waking up one morning and finding a dead donkey just laying there outside his house. He has no idea how or why it’s there, all he knows is that he wants it gone. So he starts calling up different services that he hopes will take the donkey’s body away, but they wouldn’t for various reasons. Finally the priest calls up the mayor, who must not have having a very good day because he grumbles “You called me just because you want to get rid of some old dead ass? It’s your… Read more »

There are days I wish I could leave my ass at home.

What would Jesus ride?

An ass! An ass! My kingdom for an ass!

Something good my ass!

How much crack can one ass generate?

Ass goes out. Ass goes in. Ass goes out.
Homer J Simpson.

Hmm, I guess this is not a fine day, it is ass.

Goes perfectly with K.K pic on the cover of Paper magazine: http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian_paper_jean_paul_goude.php

Don’t confuse this nice donkey with those degenerated asses in the bad neighbourhoods.

With ass, all things are possible!

That’s what she said.

Results vary without ass.