Try the Swedish Meatball Massage

Try the Swedish Meatball Massage

posted on 5 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Michelle Low.
Found in Hong Kong.
They meant “foot massage”. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I like my food supple

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Does it come with a body rub

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Brought to you by Bigfood

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Facial, my food!

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

You’ll love our dry spice rub.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Hmmm.. where I go they call it a sausage massage, so yeah, i guess it’s the same thing.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

For when you’re in knead but short on dough…

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Meh.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

As long as it isn’t prostate.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Algernon. No it comes with a booby massage.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

Kobe beef is people!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I’d like my meat massaged. But go easy on my plums.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Any cucumbers involved?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Some of the masseurs are ham-fisted.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Nice to meat you!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

I like to massage my food with my teeth before I swallow it.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

For those who have trouble masticating.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Massaging your body with food gets all the kinks out while putting all the kinkiness in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@algernon: Maybe that’s what they mean by a diet supplement.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

They’re getting confused with the ancient oriental massage art of toe fu. 😛

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

For dessert try the whipped cream facial.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Oh, and eat your feet?

Daniel
Daniel
10 years ago

the deep dishue massage is the best.

Lizzi
9 years ago

This is so funny you only need to massage food in ur mouth! Whats the point of having a sign where people from foreign countries come to Hong Kong and see the sign they would be like this is so crazy I don’t get what this food massage is!

Anyway it’s a cool funny sign!

Dude
Dude
8 years ago

Oh, yeeeeeeaaah. Work those cobs

chaoticbaboosh
8 years ago

taking food porn to another level ….. ;-p

chaoticbaboosh
8 years ago

spicy meat ! , hehe boi …. i wonder if someone will get the reference :p

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