Emergency notice

The cut-out bull is in the china shop.

OMG, I was looking for it everywhere!!!

WARNING: Cut out cock 2s not found. Please eject to continue.

– Mommy! I found a hot-dog!

“I think your fly is open.”
“No, that’s my emergency cut out cock.”

Well hello big boy

In case of horniness, search under the chair.

Funny place for a door

Special train car for eunuchs!

From the Lorena Bobbit rail line.

Sowwy about my speech impediment. I didn’t mean to say, “Whip it out….”

If the “cock 15” why would you cut it out?

To preserve it for posterity?

Oh. I see. When you operate the handle any cock over 4″ will be cut off.

After all, it was designed by Asians.

Please enjoy your ride.

Bob suddenly realized he was in the wrong chair at the wrong time.

Please to enjoy your ride.

AHA!! Now I know where it is, I have an idea for a great practical joke. Next time I flying down from PNG, when they are serving lunch, I will operate the handle. That will cut off the hydraulics to the hatch. When the hatch then flies off at 39,000′ the explosive decompression should be most impressive. The trolleys, meal trays, hosties, and anyone without their seatbelt done up, will vanish out the hatch, along with the dirt, rubbish, papers, inflight magazines, loose shoes, and all the rest of the rubbish which usually clutters up the cabin. I wonder if… Read more »

Sounds painful.

Don’t worry. If it is 15 the hostess will be only too pleased to kiss it better. 😆

Marum! I think the word would be ecstatic.

Rescue Rooster is here to save the day!

Cut Out Cock — taking paper dolls to the next level.

Not real engrish, not even bad english.
But with a perfect excuse to make dick jokes, no one cases.

If pulling the cock doesn’t open the door, try climbing inuendo.

Feel for it carefully, you wouldn’t want to prick your finger.

So it’s not only cars that have dickie seats.

The cock is held in place by a couple of nuts.

I’m not sure what use hiding paper doll roosters under the chairs would have.

– Dick? Dick, is that you?!

@jjhitt 7:56: They tell us it’s Engrish but that’s just a phallusy.

the power of the schwartz is in you-i mean, under the chair, lonestar!

Great practical joke you can play on your wife’s old boyfriend when he comes to town.

@DnT I thought a “phallusy” was the worlds smallest one.

Indecent Exposure

@Gooma: PNG has lossless decompression. You need to do that flying from JPG.

Yikes . . . ouch!
Where’s my knob?

sounds messy