My mother used to make proximity combustion noodles.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
– Waiter! Where is my noodle extinguisher?
Coffeebot
10 years ago
Ah, the acrid smell of success.
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago
Burnt and Nearby – Fukushima Teriyaki Noodle
moosemaimer
10 years ago
My phone translates one of the titles as “Japan-style fried noodles,” but another one as “temperature cat magazine.”
jjhitt
10 years ago
100 % Natural. Our food contains no GPS.
Ben
10 years ago
In other words, you know you aren’t going outside of security again to find better.
jjhitt
10 years ago
Nearness can be altered upon request.
Frank Burns
10 years ago
“I love the smell of burnt in the morning, It smells like…… breakfast”.
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago
Or so we surmise from the sprinklers activating.
DrLex
10 years ago
Please hold your breath.
Stopchicks
10 years ago
Noodles and Fire Company #15.
Chuck
10 years ago
Oh no, Miyaki ! It’s lunch time again !
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
– What is yellow, burned and doesn’t scratch at the window?
– Nearby noodles.
Chris
10 years ago
Warning: Noodles in mirror are closer than they appear.
Marum
10 years ago
OKONOMIYAKI !
Is what a Japanese man yells, when he spills a plate of red-hot noodles over his nuts.
Marum
10 years ago
Breakfast served, room lit by light of burning noodles, morning sun rises.
Marum
10 years ago
The noodles smoked in the red hot wok,
While Tomo sama had a quick knock,
For his lady at dawn was too much fun,
As a they both came up with the sun,
And the noodles burned in the red hot wok.
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
Liar, liar, noodles on fire!
Lora
10 years ago
Not only did the noodles burn, the water they were boiled in did too. That’s how bad the cook is!
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago
Hangover Helper — It’s burnt and nearby. Good enough.
Flash in the pan
Its hot also
Burn, nearby, burn!
WARNING: Coming soon!
My mother used to make proximity combustion noodles.
– Waiter! Where is my noodle extinguisher?
Ah, the acrid smell of success.
Burnt and Nearby – Fukushima Teriyaki Noodle
My phone translates one of the titles as “Japan-style fried noodles,” but another one as “temperature cat magazine.”
100 % Natural. Our food contains no GPS.
In other words, you know you aren’t going outside of security again to find better.
Nearness can be altered upon request.
“I love the smell of burnt in the morning, It smells like…… breakfast”.
Or so we surmise from the sprinklers activating.
Please hold your breath.
Noodles and Fire Company #15.
Oh no, Miyaki ! It’s lunch time again !
– What is yellow, burned and doesn’t scratch at the window?
– Nearby noodles.
Warning: Noodles in mirror are closer than they appear.
OKONOMIYAKI !
Is what a Japanese man yells, when he spills a plate of red-hot noodles over his nuts.
Breakfast served, room lit by light of burning noodles, morning sun rises.
The noodles smoked in the red hot wok,
While Tomo sama had a quick knock,
For his lady at dawn was too much fun,
As a they both came up with the sun,
And the noodles burned in the red hot wok.
Liar, liar, noodles on fire!
Not only did the noodles burn, the water they were boiled in did too. That’s how bad the cook is!
Hangover Helper — It’s burnt and nearby. Good enough.
Still, a better option than delicious but far away.
Looks like it’s time to haul ash, then.
Where there’s smoke, there’s noodles.
We love rubbing your nose in your lack of choice.
Want boogers with that, Sir?
Good old autotranslate.
Yakisoba -> ‘yaki’ = ‘burnt ‘(kinda), ‘soba’ = ‘nearby’ if you pick the wrong ‘soba’ instead of the noodle ‘soba’.
That’s also some pretty sad looking yakisoba.
Oh that’s what the smell out my window has been. I wish it was a little less nearby.
It has not paid the English translator a decent wage
…must use extra long chopsticks …
If you buy that option you must embark on a clue based scavenger hunt around town. The noodles will be presented upon arival at the proper lication!
Our delicious soup will make you forget Owen and Beru.
Okay…. OH NO ME YAKI IS BURNT! At least it is nearby.
Is it bigger than a bread box?
Wow. That top dish is yakisoba, but “soba” can mean “nearby” in Japanese (unrelated to the meaning of “noodles”). That’s a fantastic mistake.