You Are Standing

Not in the bus path I hope

Full stop

The red dot should be a “splat” if it is placed in the “bus path”

I am going to get my chair and sit in front of this sign, so I can sue the makers.

If you were in a wheel chair that would just be mean.

Awright,I’m here. WTF is here?

@Dr Lex. Whom?

Your Maker?
The sign maker.
The Party?

Not for long. I’ve been in the bar for hours.

It’s your own fault.
If the lady doing the bookings wasn’t so horny looking, I wouldn’t be standing.

Are you standing? Or is that a PET in your pocket

Are you standing? Or is that a PET in your pocket?

No I’m not.

Elton John was here…

Are you standing Or is that a PET in your pcket?

Are you standing? Or is that a PET in your pants?

Really, we just have you under surveillance for your own protection. Now please step a bit closer to the camera… er, signpost.

1. Take the path
2. Carefully stand in front of the bus

I still am.
Feeling like a little kid

You are standing — and considering all you’ve had to drink it is a miracle!

Take another look. I just have a really tall arse.

To check you’re status, press red button.

I just said “You are standing.” to the dog in my house, and it walked away making a snorting sound. I have no idea why.

Funny, I told my dog to “Come Standing” and it didn’t understand me.

I Am Standing? You Are Lying!

Are you sitting down for this?

Yeah…because the bus hasn”t come for 3 hours !!!

I wouldn’t HAVE to stand if the darn bus was here!