This place is a dive…

Can I get drunk before the disease?

I’m OK, I never get drunk.

NOTE: All other diseases, drugs, abnormalities, states of mind, weapons, UFOs, etc., are highly anticipated.

This means you, Bubba Clinton.

I’ll use the poor instead

Invitation accepted, thank you. Hic!

The alcohol disinfects all skin and venereal infections and diseases.

Get drunk in the pool, have a big party and DON’T get venereal disease.
This pool is for rule-abiding people who roll on chance.

Dunkin’ Drunknuts

According to a recent study at the Hoi Tak Hotel at Urumqi by the China Ministry of Health, the occurrence of venereal disease has a high correlation with drunkenness at pool party.

Yeah, we have a pool… And a pond… The pond will be good for you.

Sounds like they knew we were coming.

So bunga bunga parties are out of the question

Its only there for decoration

However. Drunken high diving is encouraged.
We have replaced the chlorine with Novocaine.

They’ve been having problems since that doctor opened a dermatology/VD clinic/rehab practice next door.

Make way, make way!

For the venereal genitalman with the horn rimmed testicles.

Out of this world!
We can blame it on Venus.

venereal = (L) venere = of love.

I would have thought the “getting drunk”, would normally have preceded either of the other two.

I’m not sure where to put the parentheses, ANDs, and ORs in that sentence.

WARNING: Get drunk and no parking

Water gets drunk all the time so they don’t allow any in the pool.

Thus spoke the Swimming Beard.

Could I sue them for Disease Discrimination?

That will keep Mirey Cylus away.

OK, got drunk. Now what do I do? ….Forgot.

That’s OK. I’ll just stagger around the pool deck.

The criteria for disqualification are pretty challenging. One condition usually precludes the other two. To hit the trifecta, you’ve got to be persistent and have awesomely low standards. Of course, drinking heavily could be the winning strategy with the right scabrous company.

..IF YOU HAD ALL THAT YOU”D GET DRUNK TOO