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Lactic Acid Bar
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Look more like sex toys
Nice for keeping a breast
– Ouch!
I think I’d rather have some Coke.
We have been bressed with sweet teats, I mean treats.
I wanted to raise the bar, but then sh*t got sour…
They are instant death to crocodiles.
@72rd. At least the “coke” would numb the pain from the Lactic Acid fatigue.
Enquries are welcomed, about mu self-raising-bar.
Get muscle fatigue without the need for boring exercises.
bought these yesterday, feel like i’ve been stitched up!
From the people who brought you Painapple Candy.
To feel all the stress of workout, without any actual workout!
Where’s that sucker dispenser when we need it?
They taste much better than Lactic Acid Balls
Woah! You’re trippin’, man !
Mmm…. cow acid!
Injectable into the muscles?
Is this some kind of joke?
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a lactic acid bar…..
Dude, don’t eat the brown lactic acid bars.
Drinking has never been so exhausting
They look like Ice poles.
To be fair, this is totally a thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactic_acid#Foods
..inject with injecting thing contents into muscles for pleesing top sensation of very good much strenuous….NO WORK!!
You were working as a waitress in a lactic acid bar
When I met you
I picked one out, I chewed it up
And spat it back out
Then ordered some lobster gar kew…
I don’t remember doing acid today….
The green one is sore apple flavor
Feel the burn…
Harvested directly from the muscles of Olympian athletes.