Falling should be planned…

Falling should be planned…

posted on 6 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Reckless tumbling can be hazardous!

Photo courtesy of Ronnie Sellar.
Found in Changzhou, China.  

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Fall down with safety

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Welcome to our slow-motion stairwell. Insert ¥1 coin for 10 seconds of bullet-time effects.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Thanks I’ll take the lift

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

pays attention to the stars, carefully to stumble.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

It pays attention to the stair, or it gets the hose again.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Falling with style.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

…and that’s how I got locked out of my Tumblr account.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

My wife called me at work, lamenting, “I was out shopping, and I fell !!”

I asked, “Where did you fall ?”

“I fell in an elegant fashion!!”

I said, “I’m sure you did, but where were you?”

“At the Don Mills Centre, at An Elegant Fashion !!”

GwydionM
10 years ago

If at Jerico, safely tumble down the walls

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

The new Fall Styles are in early this year.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Have a nice trip.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

See you next fall.

trixie
trixie
10 years ago

Unplanned falling can cause a population explosion.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

My wife rang me at work too.
She said: “I have fallen.”
I said: “Congratulations!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The carefully tumbling stair is the one just below the squeaky stair. Pays attention so you don’t confuse the two.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Mommy, I stumbled carefully but everyone is stairing at me!

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

“I’ve tumbled, and I can’t get up!”

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

No bleach.

szk
szk
10 years ago

Take child
Fall carefully down the stairs

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

The circus clown and acrobat departments are on the second floor.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

otherwise carefully die

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

This is my favorite tripping spot to take the in-laws when they come to town. But you have to be very careful to hit the right spot, or they’ll miss the fall entirely.

D.R.
D.R.
10 years ago

It’s a poem!

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

I prefer the old Daleks. You can just push them down the stairs and they blow up, or at least land on their sides and whine for hours about being immobilized. The new Daleks? They just fly back up the stairs, and blast you dead – and a few million of your neighbours.

Engrish East India Company
Engrish East India Company
10 years ago

Carefur not to trip on the up-path.

Thelp
Thelp
10 years ago

I warned you about stairs bro

I told you dog

Zammy
Zammy
10 years ago

Got to tumble in style.

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