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You may then go roaming in the gloaming.
DO ME, GLIM
You can apologize for the convenience later.
With the bomb device in the corner
Buttons up
The Glim Leaper does not approve of this message.
…Because The Glim Leaper wants lights out for you!
Burn everything.
Burn it all!
We tired of working,
Insurance payout huge!
Thank you for your corporation.
Hotel Management
Have a nice day 🙂
Glimpeace forever!
Do you mind if I try frimming the baldersnatch instead.
Last time I dosed the glim, I inconveniently elocuted myself.
Last time I threw a bucket of water over the glim, they neither laughed nor smiled.
GLIM — Gay Lesbian Intersexual Moobies
I saw a short, sad looking, Japanese man, glimming with lugie.
He was Hairly Secombe san.
G. Gay
&
L. Lesbian
I. International
M. Meeting
Watch for the opening date. wink:
72rd. I used to donate to Glimpiss, but I go passed off with them.
I looked at my watch this morning and noticed that it was covered with something sticky.
Then I heard someone knocking my door so, still confused about my watch, I turned the light on and saw the Glim Leaper standing there!
That’s when I realized that my time had come.
Do use the glim or don’t use the glim, as long as it’s done conveniently.
GOT MILG?
Whoa, douse ‘er easy there, Pirglim.
I don’t care how violent, scary or sexist you think The Blothers Glim fairy tales are for children, book burning is wrong!
I’ll do that, as soon as I figure out what a glim is.
.@Marum | 6:22 am
The frumious bandersnatch needs a haircut.
@EffEff Gleased Baldersnatches sleep off your face.
GOTCHA!! 😆
“Douse the Glim” is a phrase I have seen in old hard-boiled detective stories. It’s 30s gangster for “Please sir, could you turn off the lights in this room?”