Douse it now!

Douse it now!

posted on 3 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Adam Book.
Found in Xikou, China.

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GwydionM
10 years ago

You may then go roaming in the gloaming.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

DO ME, GLIM

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

You can apologize for the convenience later.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

With the bomb device in the corner

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Buttons up

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

The Glim Leaper does not approve of this message.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

…Because The Glim Leaper wants lights out for you!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Burn everything.
Burn it all!
We tired of working,
Insurance payout huge!

Thank you for your corporation.
Hotel Management

Have a nice day 🙂

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Glimpeace forever!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Do you mind if I try frimming the baldersnatch instead.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Last time I dosed the glim, I inconveniently elocuted myself.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Last time I threw a bucket of water over the glim, they neither laughed nor smiled.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

GLIM — Gay Lesbian Intersexual Moobies

Gooma
Gooma
10 years ago

I saw a short, sad looking, Japanese man, glimming with lugie.

He was Hairly Secombe san.

Gooma
Gooma
10 years ago

G. Gay
&
L. Lesbian
I. International
M. Meeting

Watch for the opening date. wink:

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

72rd. I used to donate to Glimpiss, but I go passed off with them.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

I looked at my watch this morning and noticed that it was covered with something sticky.
Then I heard someone knocking my door so, still confused about my watch, I turned the light on and saw the Glim Leaper standing there!
That’s when I realized that my time had come.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Do use the glim or don’t use the glim, as long as it’s done conveniently.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

GOT MILG?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Whoa, douse ‘er easy there, Pirglim.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I don’t care how violent, scary or sexist you think The Blothers Glim fairy tales are for children, book burning is wrong!

D.R.
D.R.
10 years ago

I’ll do that, as soon as I figure out what a glim is.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

.@Marum | 6:22 am

The frumious bandersnatch needs a haircut.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@EffEff Gleased Baldersnatches sleep off your face.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

GOTCHA!! 😆

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

“Douse the Glim” is a phrase I have seen in old hard-boiled detective stories. It’s 30s gangster for “Please sir, could you turn off the lights in this room?”

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