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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
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What ISO is that toilet paper?
I need a plunger–the shutter’s stuck
Photo courtesy of Lauren Crawford.
Found in China.
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All in techocolor
Careful what you wish for
Urinal camera instructions:
1. Say ‘Pee!’
2. Press the button
3. Flush
Brilliant solution for crappy photos
The modern way to make watercolours.
For those pictures you don’t want in your al-bum any more.
Doors inside are marked with ‘Men’ and ‘Women’ photos
And you thought red-eye was a problem!
And here’s one we took of the Tidy-Bowl Man.
This is why modern cameras are equipped with feces detection.
“Excuse me, does this camera have brown eye reduction?”
Capture is made at here! (please leave a capture for the Engrish photo; all anal’og entries, paper, etc. will be flushed. Let’s Creative!)
Flushing won’t get rid of it, it’s digital and everywhere on the cloud!
The crazy new trend of people who Instagram their food..
hours after they eat it…
You can see in the top left that a branch on that tree has been cut off…
Warning – Put your tree or bush too close to our store
and it will most certainly flush a log.
– Mommy, I found a picture of you in that urinal!
That seems a great idea for all of those oictures of my wife. 💡
pictures.
I entered this portal with a soul full of hope,
And left by the window, with a hole full of soap.
♫ I was dark at the scene,
But they all did agree,
That the photo they flushed,
Looked a lot like me♫
They tried flush that photo I took, of my girlfriend and me.
However the water caught fire.
No problem Chang. With his Canon, my boyfriend can stand in the hallway, and pee in the bowl..
When the Feds come a-knocking…
Min. flushing speed: 8 mega-peexels per second
@algernon: You mean technicolon!
Not for me – I’m just an amateur photoflusher
What everyone wants! Souvenir photos of being on the toilet! You’ll probably have a much different expression on your face than when you’re on a thrill ride.
“The people in these photos all look red”
“That’s because they’re all flushed.”
Guess like Eric Crapton likes this store for his front and back photo covers for his album, Flushed Away.
‘Photodump CS’ is the best flushing softwear
I spotted the mistake – I believe they meant to say “frushing”