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The water flushes the toilet is still running…
posted on 5 Jul 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries
We need more toilet paper appeared the lavatory, thanks you.
Photo courtesy of Bec S.
Found in Southern Thailand.
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Must be finger licken good
at last paper with a duel use
Abandon all hope ye who wash here.
Scissors cut paper, rock smashes scissors, paper rubs the hands.
1. Hands rub the poo
2. Paper rubs the hands
3. Lavatory appears
4. Water abandons
5. *Facepalms*
Rubs the lamp, appeared the genie. Rubs the hands, appeared the lavatory. It’s magic!
– Mommy, looks! It toilets!
It rubs the paper on its hands or else it appears the lavatory again
Now you sees it, now youse don’t.
YE S IAM.
What has Colonel Sanders got to do with this.
Or is it really Dr.Brownfinger.
Not sure what a couple of rows of bent paper clips have to do with this either. ;-p
@Stopchicks. You are doing a fine old language a great disservice. 😆
Actually mate. I am right into the ethnology of languages. I think you have permanently bent my brain. I will never see a language in the same light ever again. 🙄
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
(I cannot hear you, I have a banana in my ear)
Abandon ye all paper towels, ye who exit here
WARNING: And don’t abandons hands flushes the toilet wet to disappeared the bowl , you sorrys !
Finger lickin’ good!
Your grammar went down the toilet.
Appeared toiletries cans be a real pain in the asss.
Hiring Gollum as the janitor at KFC was a bad idea.
“Strong, the smell of the force is in this lavatory, Obi One”.
Did Bobcat Goldsmith write that?
From ‘The Hands That Rubs The Cradle’
@Marum — No offense intended, of course! I think that languages are pretty fascinating, actually.
By order of the Colonel.
@Stopchicks. Es macht nichts fraulein. It was a great joke. As I said. I will never see Thai in the same light ever again. :p:
You know, I’m kinda tired of the labatory appearing out of nowhere while I’m abandoning my water.