Thank you for your vulnerability.

Its just so wooden

Mars tourist need protection too

Who let the guardian golems out?

Qin Shi Huang, your Terracotta Army has met it’s match!

Let’s Star Wars!

So much for safe sex.

These Earthen tourists are only half-baked.

Earthen tourists are made on Earth.
Alien tourists are made in China.

Thank you. I feel safer now.

A crime novel about Terra Cotta vs Cosa Nostra.

I think Xi Jinping is planning to be buried together with an army of ceramic tourist statues, to bring him eternal profits in the afterlife.

Sounds like a racket to me.

But sir, I already have six kids!

A message from your alien overlords, to serve mankind.

Fiery Tourists, Please Refrain From Smokling

All your tourists base are now belong to us!

ETs, you can now can raise hell on earth.

This message approved by the Vatican.

@DrLex: Actually they’re to ward off the mafia in this life. They stop protection, you see.

We need your young!
I mean.. We come in peace..

Your inferior weaponry is futile!!

Why bother protecting yourselves humans… We are the
most advanced lifeforms you’ve seen!

♫ Wha-ohh I’m an alien, I’m an evil alien and I’m going to take over the worrrld! Wha-ohh I’m an alien, I’m an evil alien and I’m going to take over the world! ♫

Earthen tourists = Western clods??

Welcome earthlings, to the Horror Plus Tours. Day 1. You will meet your tour guide Yog Sothoth, who will conduct you through the caves of The Oracle of The Dead, where you will meet the boatman, who will ferry you across the River Styx. Be sure to have some small change to tip him – as is the custom. Day 2. Yog Sothoth will introduce you to Cthulhu, who will take you on a guided tour of Rlyeh. From where, you may catch glimpses of Azatoth, Hastur the unspeakable and other Elder Gods of Nameless Dread. Day 3. Return journey… Read more »

WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMNESIA

WE COME IN PEACE!!!

I always knew there were aliens on Earth. Now to figure out if my English teacher is one of them.