Please check pockets for children

Of course you can’t wash your child inside-out

It’s OK, she’s a cousin once removed.

Also do not feed child washing powder.

Putting children in the washing machine wont keep families together.
If anything it will do the opposite.

Klien Child — No matter how many times you turn the shirt inside out, the child is still inside it.

Remove child unless her name is Polly Ester,

No Triangles — You could put someone’s eye out.

– Mommeeeeeeeeee…..!!
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(sound of washing machine)

Leave child in while drying to retain shape.

– WASH SEPARATELY
– OR, AT LEAST DO NOT MIX WHITE, BLACK AND YELLOW

You don’t want to be picking heir out of the lint filter.

– I’m sorry, sweetie, but this time you’ll have to take a shower.

The demographic must be the same parents who leave their kids in a locked car with the widows rolled up in summer.

Honey, I shrunk the kid!

@DnT Better than Woody Allen. (Hey honey I f====d the kids)

Remove child inside the outside. Then put outside (BUT NOT CHILD) inside the inside to make it fit to be outside again.

Thanks for that.

I now know what I have been doing wrong all these years..

The girls, Polly and Esther, love to play in the wash tub.

Easy job. But wait a minute . . . I need a child remover!

So it’s not a “wash and wear” shirt, then?

How can I wash my children if I remove them?!

Because for some reason, that isn’t obvious

I need to give this to my sister. Once she refueld the van with gasoline, completely forgotten that was a petroleum van. I’m very frighten than she put my nephew on the washing machine.

That’s a child abusive garment

@DnT: Honey, I shrunk the Master!
(classic Doctor Who reference there)

The child will dry with the washing. Whats the need to remove it before washing?

Don’t be wild
Remove child
Detergent mild

♫ My polyester girl, so shiny ♫

Napisan – Sans nappy wearer

So, what’s wrong with having a clean child?

In fact, good idea is remove all people from clothes before washing in suds machine.

I thought EVERYONE just threw children in random household machines, but okay.

Jimmy, is that a real tattoo?

Naw, it’s just an iron-on.