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I’m hooked on severe fishing
posted on 27 Jul 2014 in Bags/Packaging
Try it! You can get an obvious effect!
Photo courtesy of Anne Dmytriw.
Fishing hook package from Japan.
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At last talking fishing hooks
Our fishing hooks have a 6th sense and know where the fish are
Precision fishing for severe sushi.
I’m not sadistic enough to really enjoy fishing.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will be severe, professional, and accurate.
I prefer Fishing Hooks in Out Of This World quality.
Nothing spells “pleasure” like some sharp hooks.
Open Sasame.
You can really get hooked on this product.
I like my fishermen stern but fair.
For Obvious Fishermen everywhere
Need the correct answer? Ask a hooker.
If you’re not satisfied with the single hooks you could asking for treble !
I am a R. Snapper, and I deplore this product.
If you’re not satisfied with the single hooks you could be asking for treble !
New Fish Order
Fishin’ Japan: Severe!
The translator has been hitting the synonym function too often.. severe, serious, grave, solemn, somber… ah, I think I’ll just use ‘severe’.
I’ve been cheating on exams for years using Sesame ® hooks to get the right answers. I find the best way is to apply the hooks to the exam proctor.
Sasame®.
Damn. Must have been thinking about the instructions on opening.
When in Sasame Street, it’s too late for the fish.
I severely doubt your quality for sure.
Dear Sasame
After using you hooks I contracted a severe case of fishermen. The obvious effect makes me doubt your quality.
Sasame Hooks & Chat up lines Ltd’
Fishing for correct answers… that seems risky. Hopefully the teacher doesn’t give you a detention..
They’re really TROLLING with this one.
(If you don’t know the etymology of “troll” in the sense of “person who baits and waits for a reaction on the Web” as coming from the fishing term “trolling” (“method of [literal] baiting and waiting”) then this might not make sense to you.)
These fishhooks helped me win Jeopardy. They have an obvious effect.