A beefsteak.

Beefsteak supplied by Lady Gaga.

It didn’t last long though, the sauce slipped off pretty quickly.

Whatever you say honeybunch

Tubesteak maybe

Did you wear anything else

That’s some groovy gravy you’re wearing there.

Put a condiment on that meat, we don’t know where it’s been.

Once a wore, always a wore.

Sorry. My beefsteak.

BeefSteak Fashion by VerSauce of Italy

Well a certain intern wore something else on her blue dress.

…and that’s how I wrecked the car.

The sign of a true master baster.

But that was in the past. I’m all butter now.

I think they made a Miss Steak

I wonder why only the steak is in English.

Did they import some Beefeaters from Rondon, for the Rice Harvest celebrations?

A messy eater, I also wore roasted meat sauce.

I think I see some Korean on the menu. I’ll have whatever they’re wearing.

Not the gravy!

Want a beverage with that, sir? I spat on it.

Whatever roasts your meat, I guess.

You serve chicken breast, too? What are you, religious extremists!?

A pigpork. I swore that pork is from a 100% pure, natural pig.

@ Frank Burns: That was a different kind of meat sauce… 😛

I did?

I wore roasted meat sauce…mostly because the waitress didn’t like my pickup lines.

“She Wore Roasted Hot Suace” was the failed follow-up to Frankie Vali’s “She Wore Blue Velvet”. The artist took a 20 year sabbatical afterwards to ponder what had gone wrong…

I was so embarrassed when I noticed the food was wearing the same thing.