Woke up on the badside…

The good side is the other side of the bed

Folds down

Yes, your butt looks big in this.

This must be in the Pessimist Suite.

When you look at the Dark Side, careful you must be to turn lamp on.

Quick! Reverse polarity!

We need something on the brighter side

A 230V AC lamp next to the bath. What could possibly go wrong?

Oops, that was some Dutch seeping through, where “bad” means “bath”…

It’s fitted with a Hell-ogen bulb.

I woke up on the bad side of the bed this morning.

I was cuddled up with my ex-wife.

Bad Side Of The Lamps

To read the “Good Book” by.

Don’t do me, Lamp!

The Silent Treatment of the Lamps

So bad they had to use tape to cover it up…

Don’t wake up on my badside human.
Lamp always watching.
LAMP ALWAYS HERE.

The Violence of the Lamps

Always Look on the Bad Side of Lamp!

Ok then. I’ll get out on the other side.

Lamp right side……Dildoe left side.
Lamp 240V…………Dildoe 12V

I AM THE ELDER LAMP OF NAMELESS DREAD!

♫ Born under a bad side
It been dark since I begin to crawl
If it wasn’t for bad lamps, I wouldn’t have no lamp at all ♫

Just the thing for a one-night stand.

We know. That’s the badside of the border

If I knock this lamp off the table, am I breaking bad?

I love lamp.
…Except when he’s like this.

It has a good badside manner.

Mr. Brightside won’t be staying at this hotel.