We got a situation, here…

Problem with the gait then

Take the elevator instead

Be careful or you will get a Yaman-ouchi!

Dance perfectly, or else Mike Sorrentino will appear.

Watch your twist!

Step, step, step, step, step, sausage and step, step, step … With some spam on it of course.

Because there is the situation when a translation is bad, please read it carefully.

It appears that; “the longest journey starts with a single step”, does not apply in Yaman ouch i.

Yamanouchi is the noise a Japanese bloke makes, when he accidentally crushes his “old fella’ on the toilet seat.

♫You put your left foot in,
And shake it all about♫

If I give my girlfriend 12″, is that considered a good treading?

I’m curious, because she was teasing me beforehand, that I wasn’t up to the job.
When I asked her afterwards she wouldn’t tell me.
Come to think of it, she hasn’t spoken to me for a week now. 😯

Because there is the situation when a warning is necessary, read this sign

No need to worry, we all make bad step in life.

Anyone found moonwalking will be deported

That situation is when you are next to a large bottomless pit. Please save your game before approaching one and testing whether it is actually bottomless.

Beware of the Circumstances!

@Gooma: “I have twelve inches. But I don’t use it as a rule.”

(Something my dad said years before I was old enough to get it. Anyway, if he was being truthful, genetics is a crock!)

Othwerwise, ya man, ouchi-town.

Tread lightly and carry a big stick.

That step would be “gangnam style.”

Having a conversation pit in the situation room was a stylish idea in its day, but it has since fallen into disrepair.

One of Bugs Bunny’s forgotten catchphrases: Watch that first step! It’s a bad situation!

There is no such thing as “bad steps”, only bad behavior.