We abbreviate after 6 PM

So please to be told this

So what do they sell here

Miss Spelling not allowed

I know: Correctly spelled ‘arrange’ is ‘translate’.

Wheel of fortune cookies,

@algernon: They sell arrange of merchandise.

Please input sentences that translate into here.

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Arrange of glass cabinets perhaps?

In case of absurdity, please break glass.

Could this actually be a letter-sorting office?

The owner was arrested by the Chinese government for incorrect political spell check arrangement.

Spell check is fine. Turn on the grammar checker.

WELCOME TO YELLOW HORIZONTAL LETTERING.

@DNT Nein. It is a letter assorting office. 😎

Caption is arrange at here!

When we are not open, we will be close.

It’s a Chinese Bank.
Would you like to see the Loan Arranger?

It’s the office of the Lone Arranger.

Spell check is your friend.

It is the Chinese version of Hogwarts

Who cares about grammar? If it’s correctly spelled, it is perfect!

Waiter, baked lexicon, rare please.

Translating Engrish correctly can result in a dizzy-spelled.
Or, if this were the Disney Studio, a Disney-Spelled.

Technically it is all spelled correctly. The grammar on the other hand
is atrocious

Probably they sell some sort of prohibited hallucinogen oranges, so they need to cipher.

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(Well, they’ve got a point…”correctly” “spelled” and “arrange are all spelled correctly)

The characters mean “port or bay,” “ceremony or style” and “make arrangements.” Not sure what translator they put it into to get “correctly spelled out. I am guessing they were trying to say that this side-hall was closed in preparation for an event to be held later.

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