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So no entry then
I’m concerned but I wont go in.
It is prohibited to serve the people.
G- f-ck y–r s-lf.
Wanna buy a vowel?
“Concerned except for the people”
This Nazi doctor is trying to see if humans can fly.
To that end he is pushing Jewish prisoners off a high building.
One Jewish prisoner remonstrates with him: “Sind sie verrucht? (are you crazy) Humans would need pectoral muscles four feet thick, to fly.”
The Nazi doctor replies: ‘Ach ya. Aber nein. I believe it is mind over matter. I don’t mind und you don’t matter.’
To whom it may concern: We don’t want you here!
I’m setting up a new App called Hermit.
Its an Anti-Social Networking Site.
EDIT; Verrückt.
POOException* myException = [POOException
exceptionWithEngrish:@”SignNotFound – Prohibition”
no reason:@”Sign Not Found on People”
userInfo:nil];
@throw myException away;
// [myException concern]; /* equivalent to above prohibition */
1. Concern the people
2. Carefully prohibit the admittance, except for
Badside Sign.
We care deeply about your welfare, unless you are a human.
You can read the sign. Why are you still here?
People who hate people
Are the luckiest people in the world!
Babs Streisand
Welcome to the Misanthropes Club, we are glad you made it safely. Now get the Hell out of here and die!
“We don’t serve their kind here! -What? -Your people. They’ll have to wait outside…”.
How capitalist of you.
People are over-rated.
I wonder if this is some kind of subliminal marketing for the new Apes movie.
This is a building’s rights movement!
Safe space for non-human animals (I love the JP ones bc I can see just where they went wrong. Says in JP “Uninvolved parties not permitted entry.”)