I guess the Indians won after all…

Served in a cowboy hat, obviously.

Riding a horse all day can have some weird effects!

He has the weirdest bone…

One of the most authentic Indian Cuisine I ever tried.

Everything tastes good if you put enough sauce on it.

Endorsed by John Wayne

At least it’s not talking

– Would you like chaps sticks with that, Sir?

One of the scenes cut from Blazing Saddles.

Comes straight from Brokeback Mountain

Sorry I’m feeling a little stiff after that ride.

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie. A night of tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why? Just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands.” The second cowboy said, “Why, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot long rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands and… Read more »

Looks more like sizzling cowboy scalp to me.

Lesson: Be careful who you say “eat me” to.

Can I have the boned cowgirl instead?

Please say it’s Texas style… please please please!

You should have seen the crates of Scotch and Bourbon, John Wayne and Lee Marvin used to carry on board the Game Fishing Boat at the old wharf in Cairns, in the mid 60s, before the Mothership idea hatched. They were obviously out on the “high seas”

CAUTION: May contain traces of desert

I guess they are “spare” ribs. The animal doesn’t need them anymore – it’s dead.

Or you could try Rump of Brokeback Mountain

♫ Show me a home, where the Buffalo roam,
And I’ll show you a house full of S–t♫

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone,
The dog said; “tut tut.”
Just get me a slut,
For I have a bone of my own.

@Algernon.
That’s strange. I’m generally stiff before the ride, and not afterwards. 😆

What will the Mongol hordes get up to next?l

One of the million ways to die in the West

Looks like Sizz Ling Wang had a boner.

NEW YORK CITY??

I’ve seen another Engrish-filled menu with several items along the lines of “cowboy leg.” I wonder if they mean “boy cow,” a.k.a. beef from a bull.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over,
She was mounted by Rover,
‘Cause he had a bone of his own !

At Brokeback Steakhouse it’s “no rules, just cannibalism”.
Don’t forget the Bloomin’ Onion.

Well I guess I won’t be seeing you, space cowboy…

it’s a seasonal item; i hear tomorrow’s going to be native american bone with bullet holes instead

Ask any cowgirl. They’ll say all cowboys have bones that sizzle.

“Well Tonto, those injuns have finally got us at last.”

‘What’s this “us” white eyes?’

@Classic Steve: I was thinking maybe it’s what they call western style BBQ. Were those other items BBQ or the like?

General Custer! We did a body count, and there are 19 Indian dead for each one of ours.

1/2hr later. General Custer. The attrition rate has increased to 25 to one. Statistics prove, the Indians can keep up this attrition rate much longer.

1/2hr later. General Custer. The attrition rate is now 30 to one. We have them beaten – falls.

General Custer standing alone firing his pistol: “I’d hate to be in those Indian’s shoes now.”

Can = can’t (Obviously) . 😆

Told you many times . . . it’s never safe in the wild wild west !

@jjhitt. Just give me the whole Cowgirl.

I’ll boner myself.

And make some gravy out of the grease!

Don’t you hate it when you step into a vat of hot acid during a round up?

As I walked down the streets of Laredo
I saw “cowpokeless” men and Bobby Flay…

Funny name but otherwise don’t see anything wrong with it.

á la Brokeback Mountain…

“He drove into the desert, points his rifle at the sky, says ‘God, if I have to die, you will have to die!'”
This menu item was presumably God’s response…
(Explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBjiYZiv5RE)