I don’t have the stomach for this

I don’t have the stomach for this

posted on 28 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Menu found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Definitely get to the bottom of it

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

A real bummer

SF
SF
10 years ago

Wrap it around your head.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

It reminds me of the 1930’s Dust Bowel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Does anyone really care whether the air from a bowel is damp or dry?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Try the hand dryer at the boweling alley.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

“I am air drying my bowels” sure sounds better than “I am farting”.

Trixie
Trixie
10 years ago

I’ll bet you don’t have the grits to eat this.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

This whole plate of red meat – The harbinger of bowel cancer.

Gooma
Gooma
10 years ago

The best ar$3 in Heilonjiang.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Harbinger of poo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

There are typos. It’s ‘dustbin hair drying bowl’.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Rectum?

Sure did.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Harbin (Capital of Heilongjiang Province) travel information about attractions, accommodation, transport, dining, shopping, climate and other tips of Harbin.

THIS, WAS NOT MENTIONED.

Timmy
Timmy
10 years ago

I can air dry my bowels and play yankee doodle at the same time.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Elvis’s musical bum.

Elvis’s music album.

Elvis’s music, all bum.

Hmmm.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock..
No, it’s has been air drying bowler hat?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

In China, there are a range of penalties for various crimes.

This one, is where they feed you your bowels.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Just offal !

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Der Darm you say.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

to be served on the Super Bowel

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

No guts. No gory.

Jox
Jox
10 years ago

It is getting intestine here!

Mr Wrong
Mr Wrong
10 years ago

Shake extra water from hands, and squeeze bowel. Bowel shuts off automatically after flatus gone.

Mr Wrong
Mr Wrong
10 years ago

Those Harbin bikers don’t waste anything. After cutting someone a new a**ehole, they package the residual for hot pots.

Snickers
Snickers
10 years ago

This may not actually be a mistranslation.

AlphaCentauri
AlphaCentauri
10 years ago

“Harbin air-dried instestines” is exactly what the characters say. It’s considered a tasty snack, brought by Russian immigrants:
http://www.chinaodysseytours.com/harbin/harbin-local-cuisine.html

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