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Doing yourself is the number three cause of highway fatalities.
I fondly do myself every day!
Can I do Rearward’s bottom instead?
Which way do you push the stick to put it in diverse?
Always apply the handbrake before doing yourself in the driveway.
If something tears away while doing yourself, you’re doing something wrong.
Just do it, Yourself.
Foreside’s bottom and rearward’s bottom can be attached together for interchange.
Lost load of colored bricks on the Fond Driveway Inbound at the Install Self-Interchange. Motorists are advised to tear away at Install’s Way.
The Fond Driveway is rainbow color and is gay!
@BFC : That’s the “Diverse” part.
Made by Toys ‘R’ Self
Wait- it says “YOUSELF”. Maybe he’s a boy from the Middle East.
I’m lost
Endorsed by Mr. Harry Palmer and the seeing eye dog clinic.
When Dorothy returned to Oz, she found the Yellow Brick Road turned into “Rainbow Brick Road”!
This is where Rosy Palm and her five sisters live.
Your speaking patterns seem to be very strange driver. Would you mind taking a drug test.
The homosexual car, is hard to get out of bottom gear.
Vorsprung durch Technic.
@DNT. Youssef eh! Hmm. When Jesus said: “I need an Ass.” I always assumed he meant a Donkey. However those blokes from the Middle East, were somewhat ambivalent about such things. Not only that, the King James Version was translated from the Ancient Greek. (Coptic) And they WERE rather ambidextrous.
Just what I needed.
A Perverse Eclectic Car.
So…In other works it basically means masturbating in the driveway
Sexual interchange at its fuellest
”special discount for Porsche drivers”
Adds another meaning to…
“Honey ! I’ll be in the garage working on the tranny !”
Nothing fancier than going out for a drive while doing one self.
You can get arrested for doing yourself in a car.
As for doing Yousef, well…make sure you had Yousef’s consent.
Last I saw Yousef, he was tearing away in his fancy driveway doing his foreside’s bottom, Officer.