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Well, at least it doesn’t smell like sh**

Its a piss fish

So its a bladder fish then

I want mine law and full of flies

I think the Chinese cook will be pretty pissed when he finds out what the translator did here.

– Bonatit!

Anyone who can recognise the burning smell of urine has had experiences outside those of us mere mortals!

The entrée that’s also a crowd control agent.

Made with fresh vomit

The cook needs to go to the Emergency Room now, his urine tastes like ketchup.

I don’t know which is worse, the way it smells or the way it looks!

As a nascent fish egg, you somehow avoid any number of birds, larger fish and other animals that would have you as a snack. You develop into a small fry and grow, in an underwater world full of peril. You avoid countless encounters with fish hooks, predators and other hazards, and through it all, you eventually grow into a proud, robust adult. You’re a survivor in a world where most of your kind do not survive. And then…it comes to this.

Doctor, it burns when I pomfret!

@Stopchicks. Could be worse. You could be a Salmon. You spend your time swimming against the current, finally achieve your aim, then get screwed and die.

I think you can be vaccinated against that.

@DnT. “Pomfret”. Yes. Steer clear of that. Pommy food is crap.

“Burn, baby burn
Pissco inferno…”

Fish on it.

Urine bad shape if you order this.

“Waiter! There is a fish in my vomit!”

A wonderful fish is the Pomfret,
That lives in the Cina Sea,
It sleeps in a coral cave by day,
And screams in the midnight sea.

A wonderful fish is the Pomfret,
As it gnashes its 84 teeth,
It sleeps in the sun on a sandy cay,
And is a nightmare beyond belief.

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

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1st bloke: After sex, does your penis burn when you urinate?

2nd bloke: Wouldn’t know. Never tried to light mine.

Fish Exploder?

Ms. Pomfret, if you go by the symptoms, burning, smelly urine and a hint of fishiness… I’m afraid you have a yeast infection.

Ahh, too much coffee.

Waiter, can you recommend a wine to complement this?

And the following dish will be . . . Crap burning smell of faeces.

And that’ why you should never burn asparagus.

@Trixie: The salmon scenario seems a lot better than ending up cooked and covered in…whatever that is…and named “burning smell of urine.”

Looks the smell of “downstream” caused this fish to swim back “upstream” the person who was eating it.

Fish already smell like piss. What’s the problem?