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I can’t shirt you from that
I’m feeling very slow today
Is this what happy goths are about?
Welcome to “The World” — .hack/Roots . You will find me here.
Gently does it
Beware of aliens
When you’re in love with a beautiful tortoise…
81.1% Cotton … 81.2% Cotton … 81.3% Cotton …
A slow feel is a good feel.
I find you guilty of being an Earthling.
If you buy this shirt, you’re slow thinking.
Please slow love. Let’s quick life!
I slow feeling you long time
Ground Control to Major Tom…
!0% cotton, 90% hemp.
Cal: How do you feel?
Mindy: I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
Stop the world — I want to get off, and you’ll have to find me to do it.
‘nads removed, check.
Black shirt and sweat pants, check.
Brand new black-and-white Nike Decades athletic shoes, check.
Armband patches reading “Heaven’s Gate Away Team”, check.
Phenobarbital mixed with apple sauce, washed down with vodka, check.
Plastic bag on head, check.
I’m outta here!
If you’re feeling slow on the freeway you may be find.
404: You not found. Try faster feeling or alternate world.
Let’s slug off, baby!
♫There’s no feeling like slow feeling,
Like no feeling we know♫
I do slow feeling, that way I make sure I don’t miss anything
ET, skype home!