You know how construction workers can be…

Somewhere for Santa to go down

Thanks for the warning, butt-face!

I bet he is

What just here

Suck it!

This could be avoided by not allowing the workers to wear soggy pants.

In case it’s empty, carefully put something into it

A whole hole?

Caution to you too, motherf***er!

They’re extracting the Diarrhoea to put in those cans.

OK, buster! You’re making a lot of enemas!

Once a hole, always a hole

Some drivers have ignored this sign; it totally rectum.

They’d quickly run out of those signs in Boston in the springtime. Plenty of both types of hole: pot- and a-

I’m Ben Dover and I approve this message.

Phil McAvery

@ algernon: I don’t get it. Did you mean Phil McCavity?

Kim Jong-Un is touring the south?

We need some of those signs where I work!

Oh, it’s a proctology office! Now I get it.

@Frank Burns: yeah, “Caution! – Rectum” would have been less confusing.

The guy on the sign must have really bad hemorrhoids.

There’s a huge crack in the pavement.

Mr A-Hole to you C-Face.

Authorised by Ben Doon & Plillip Mc Cavity.

@Droll: McAverty McCavity sounds the same, Its just a hole

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole.

Danger! Caution – You A_ _ Hole!

This sign made by Dan. Ger.

And speak severely to a yawning chasm

Don’t take it personally. We just wanted to get your attention.

For the last time, this is not a relief station!

He is a real a hole as you can see from the picture

Let’s make some babies, then

If it’s alcohole, I’m in!

A man once had to pay a toll so he could drive across a bridge, but he didn’t have exact change. He begged the toll booth guy, “Come on, can’t you let a guy go across anyway, just this once? The toll booth guy said firmly, “No.” So the driver starts searching for loose change in his glove compartment and while he’s doing that he asks the guy “I was just wondering, do you like your job?” The toll booth guy says “Well it’s not the best job I have but it pays the bills and such… what do you… Read more »

I need one of those A-Hole helmets.

Don’t fall-a down!

or Phil McCrackin

Why caution!? That sounds faaaaaabulous!

Well, if they pulled their trousers up high enough, there wouldn’t be a problem.