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Hey, that’s not chlorine!
Let them eat cake, but not 1/2 hour before swimming
Photo courtesy of Sue Johnston.
Found in Tianjin, China.
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Let em swim in the sewer
Dog paddlers only
Definitely not Scrooge McDuck’s swimming pool.
China does have a large floating population.
Better swimming poor than drowning rich
Swimming for minimum wages!
Don’t worry, the water is only needy-deep.
When you think about it, all swimmers are in solvent.
The piss enters me. That’s why I’m poor.
Donald Trump owns the poor!
CAUTION: Do not use the poor as a mouse
I hope they can all keep their heads above water.
Later, they’ll go to the change rooms to see if they can find any change.
I loves to go swimmin’
With destitute women
I’m Popeye the Sailor man !
Sea weed share croppers.
In the U.S. the middle class is barely treading water.
– Mommy, I want to be rich!
– I know, sweetie. Just don’t swim.
For floaters.
The Party would like to apologize for the error. The sign should say “Swimming proletariat.” there are no poor in China
Bacon surfing!
Attention First-Class Passengers:
In the event of a water landing, the passengers in coach may be used as flotation devices.
Poor swimmers
every 10 minutes, if you don’t insert a dollar at the vending machines at the end of the pool, a valve shoots cyanide gas into the pool water
English poor beard
Naturally. The poor can barely stay afloat.
“Men of straw ” would be incapable of natation.
The poor can barely stay afloat
Por favour Hombre.
A public pool, I suppose.
The swimming is poor because people kept adding “P” to “OOL”.
Welcome to our OOL. You’ll notice there’s no P in it – let’s keep it that way!
If they can afford swimming lessons, then they’re not that poor.
Grammar poor
Over in the next room you’ll find the Swimming Excellent.