In the fetish aisle

More reliable than AssEssence

Toe jam in a tube

Much better than sock essence

80% toe jam
20% corn

Don’t get hooked on this stuff, it’s hard to kick the habit.

The main ingredient in the famous perfume “Air de Sock”

Foot Cuisine!

Slowly I turned. Step by step, inch by inch….. 😛

@ algernon: Sorry, the toe jam reference was inevitable.

Fungus, perhaps?

I don’t use this product as a rule.

It makes it so much easier to put it in your mouth.

Cream of Some Hung Guy. 😈

HA! I used the whole tube and didn’t even gain an inch!

It gently removes nails

Located between the eye of newt and the shrunken heads.

Smells like team spirit!

Try also our new foot fragrance ‘Old Sauce’, produced by Fungi

Well, it must be either bad meat or good cheese.

Noted for its leg-end-ary heeling properties.

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? Just wondering.
Thanks Lily T.

Aww! I missed out by an inch.

Can I smell your panties? No? Then it must be your feet.

– Mommy! I stepped on my foot!

Buy two, get feet

Why is it packaged like toothpaste???

@jjhitt (” I used the whole tube and didn’t even gain an inch!”)

Hmmm…You didn’t say what you used it ON…

@Sparky (” Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?”)
There is! It’s “dorsum pedis” or “dorsalis pedis”. (I just ran out and chased down a doctor.) You’re welcome. 😉

It’s the essence of defeat.

Also try their eau de sabot.

As long as it’s non-GMO.

If you want yummy Foot Loops, just follow my toes…
Just follow my toes,
it smells kind of gross,
Like something dead that is starting to decompose!

– Gogo Dodo, from Tiny Toons

Yummy. Give me a pair of size 43 plus some toe jam ^_^

Rex Ryan will buy them all