Husky in Hangul

Operated by Porky Pig

Forth the ample child

Pinky for a little girl, Porky for a boy

For looking perky

Like Porky Pig, no pants?

Th-th-th-that’s Seoul folks!

Shouldn’t there be a “Slow Children” sign around here?

Having a sale on plumpers dumpers jumpers.

We apologize if you are offended in any weigh, shape, or form.

For the child who’s a real ham…

Hey, Fat Ass! For you we have Oshkosh Bigosh You Are a F—ing Load overalls.

I bought my fat kid a book on self esteem there. It was titled “Get Confident Stupid!”

Only fat children swear?

For under 1.1 meters of children, going 100

Oh god, it’s becoming a store chain… https://engrish.com/2013/07/we-call-em-like-we-see-em/

I’m huffin’ and puffin’… and I fit just barely into those clothes.

Oink 100

I’m morbi-dit-adidit-dit-a….
…morb-a-dut-dut-a-didily..
..morbid-a-did-adid-dut-dut….
…I’m really fat.

actually, he’s just big ham-boned.

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I’ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
‘Cause I’m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I’m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than Chinatown

Our website: doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyou.fat.cow

Send it to North Korea. There’s not too many fat people there.

Porking children will get you 15.

Oh. And when you get to jail – enough barb-wire up your date, to start a fencing company.

Because of chunky monkeys.

The dressing rooms have peep holes.

Because the name Fat Slob Children’s Wear was already taken.

– Mommy! I want Hello Fatty!

Porky’s was filmed there.

AKA Piglet Dressing

Guaranteed you’ll never see Ness or Lucas here.

I’m not fat, I’m big boned. Screw you guys, I’m going home!