Goes good with gravy

I prefer Scots on the rocks

Lets have a gander with that

I prefer my turkey with plums

It tastes really fowl.

They’re only tea’sing.

Gobble, gobble, slurp, slurrrp!

Tea’s Travel to the land of WhatTheF*ckery.

I don’t want to know where this tea has been.

Apricot tea with a shot of Wild Turkey, now that could work.

Engrish is a lot of gobbledygook.

This tea is so bad, it will make you turn over in your gravy.

Best served fried

Plane Flew Over the Turkey’s Nest

Travel without tea’s.

OMG~all of you guys are hilarious! Laughing almost makes up for the disgusting thought of actual, turkey-flavored tea…((Blecchh!))
Now, I DO think that a TURKEY/CRANBERRY tea might work……Hmmm? 🙂

Also available: Duck L’Orange juice.

For that meatea flavor.

I want the Pretz Drum Stick

First it will put you to sleep, then quickly wake you up as you run to the potty….

Can I get some apricot broth instead?

Tastes like chicken.

Suitable for vegetarian diets? No, that’s Barnacle Goose.

The perfect match for the Goose Berry Tea

Turkey Apricot Tea
With Giblets

Sorry, fresh out of Lamb and Mint Tea.