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Beter Biper bicked a beck of bickled beppers.
They walk on two legs
Pagbipers? They’ll scare the monkeys away.
Is the biss worse than the bite
Biper at the gates of dawn?
Why is that leaf pointing at the biper?
@engrishwebmaster: Yes, they vite. But don’t worry because they’re not benomous.
Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey signing snakes on this Water Resources sign!
Heteropers accepted
They’ll bite you on the Asp.
No Vettina either
I bate the bipers. Don’t bou?
Bonkeys and Mipers
The Bonkeys could be a worry.
Beh beh beh, beh beh, beh beh, bat’s all, bolks!
Beware of bipers, because of monkeys!
Bisitors must be bery, bery careful.
Bi- pers like it both ways.
Take 2: Bisitors must be bery, bery, bigilant.
Bipers are benomous and biolent. Monkeys are bulgar.
Equality for Bipers, Lesbians, and Gays.
Be very careful, or the Bipers may hiss on you.
Stop pulling my leg. It’s a Bithon.
When the Bipers are Bithons,
They all live in a tree,
The adders are subtracting,
And two and two make brie.
As sung with a head cold.
♫Once a bolly biper bound by a billabong,
Under the shade of a Boolibah Bree,
And he bang as he botched and baited till his billy boiled,
Bou’ll bum a baltzing btilda bith be♪
– Mommy, look! A bee bixen!
“Biper” is “bleep” in French. Google Translate French -> English translates this as “Security Beepers and Monkeys.”
Becaue of bipers.
Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!
Diapers are even worse
Bipers are a cross breed of bikers, hikers and vipers. They bite hard if you ever cross their paths.
Remember: when visiting the Northern Region, don’t drink the water.
The biper likes both monkeys AND snakes.
All bulgar entries will be deleted.
Better a Biper than a Bieber
Beware of Biper, Boper, and Bomber
Bipers are bile.
What a relief! At first I thought it said said Beiber and monkeys!
quiet!… Is that a Lattlesnake?
They also misspelled “apes”.
When a biper bites you on the bum,
You should drink lots and lots of rum,
For a biper bite so everyone knew,
Is neutralized by the Bundy brew.
(Bundy = Aust. Qld. Bundaberg Rum)
If tourist is vulgarian, please ve to watch for monkeys bulgar and bipers and chickens rude and unreasonavle.
Bipers are mutated vipers with two legs, who ride mopeds. The original mutation was caused by radiation from an old communist-era nuclear reactor in Vulgaria.
Release the flying monkeys! Oh, and the snakes on motorcycles too.
@72rd I remember one monkey, whom the circus workers had taught to play with itself. When there was a large crowd, that was its party trick.
Monkeys may be bulgar, but circus workers are evil.
Thje point of this sign: Don’t buy red triangles.
Eben if they aren’t benomous, their vites would cause you to vleed to death !
@ Marum: Circus workers = Bonkeys ;p
I guess that makes us vipeds.
Bipers, monkeys and Vears, oh my!
That’s not poo they’re flinging!