I’m bigilant.

I’m bigilant.

posted on 17 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Do they vite?

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Altman.
Sign at Ximen Reservoir, Longtan, Taiwan

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Beter Biper bicked a beck of bickled beppers.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

They walk on two legs

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Pagbipers? They’ll scare the monkeys away.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Is the biss worse than the bite

Mick
Mick
10 years ago

Biper at the gates of dawn?

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Why is that leaf pointing at the biper?

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

: Yes, they vite. But don’t worry because they’re not benomous.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey signing snakes on this Water Resources sign!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Heteropers accepted

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

They’ll bite you on the Asp.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No Vettina either

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

I bate the bipers. Don’t bou?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Bonkeys and Mipers

The Bonkeys could be a worry.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

Beh beh beh, beh beh, beh beh, bat’s all, bolks!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Beware of bipers, because of monkeys!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Bisitors must be bery, bery careful.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Bi- pers like it both ways.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Take 2: Bisitors must be bery, bery, bigilant.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Bipers are benomous and biolent. Monkeys are bulgar.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Equality for Bipers, Lesbians, and Gays.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Be very careful, or the Bipers may hiss on you.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Stop pulling my leg. It’s a Bithon.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

When the Bipers are Bithons,
They all live in a tree,
The adders are subtracting,
And two and two make brie.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

As sung with a head cold.

♫Once a bolly biper bound by a billabong,
Under the shade of a Boolibah Bree,
And he bang as he botched and baited till his billy boiled,
Bou’ll bum a baltzing btilda bith be♪

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy, look! A bee bixen!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

“Biper” is “bleep” in French. Google Translate French -> English translates this as “Security Beepers and Monkeys.”

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Becaue of bipers.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Diapers are even worse

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Bipers are a cross breed of bikers, hikers and vipers. They bite hard if you ever cross their paths.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Remember: when visiting the Northern Region, don’t drink the water.

K.Haskins
K.Haskins
10 years ago

The biper likes both monkeys AND snakes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

All bulgar entries will be deleted.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Better a Biper than a Bieber

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Beware of Biper, Boper, and Bomber

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Bipers are bile.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

What a relief! At first I thought it said said Beiber and monkeys!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

quiet!… Is that a Lattlesnake?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

They also misspelled “apes”.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

When a biper bites you on the bum,
You should drink lots and lots of rum,
For a biper bite so everyone knew,
Is neutralized by the Bundy brew.

(Bundy = Aust. Qld. Bundaberg Rum)

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

If tourist is vulgarian, please ve to watch for monkeys bulgar and bipers and chickens rude and unreasonavle.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Bipers are mutated vipers with two legs, who ride mopeds. The original mutation was caused by radiation from an old communist-era nuclear reactor in Vulgaria.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

Release the flying monkeys! Oh, and the snakes on motorcycles too.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@72rd I remember one monkey, whom the circus workers had taught to play with itself. When there was a large crowd, that was its party trick.

Monkeys may be bulgar, but circus workers are evil.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Thje point of this sign: Don’t buy red triangles.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Eben if they aren’t benomous, their vites would cause you to vleed to death !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Marum: Circus workers = Bonkeys ;p

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I guess that makes us vipeds.

Sector7G
Sector7G
10 years ago

Bipers, monkeys and Vears, oh my!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

That’s not poo they’re flinging!

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