I think I’ve already said

Just what you need a bunch of farting cats

Those cats do look troubled

Alley what

Wailing sailing cats?

Now I understand why my cat never says anything to me. It has gas.

There is trouble when it dogs

I prefer Good Smell

What does the cat say?

Smell-o Kitty.

If the cat doesn’t leave the position to wind, can we expect a shower of kitty litter?

The wind from the cats will blow your troubles away

In case of a hurricane you probably will leave your position…

– What is more than 1.1 meters of cats?
– Catwalk!

Think of the song “Blowing In The wind” by Bob Dylan and (try to) use/imagine that tune here:

“The answer, they say, is cat hair in the wind~~
The answer is cat hair in the wind.”

My cats have always had way more than a trouble each.
It’s been the dogs who had wind.

Hello Kitty. It’s always polite to leave position when breaking wind.

Schrödinger’s Cats

Wow; that is so cryptic that I almost missed the hidden meaning of the nearly indecipherable, wind-driven and troubling each-ness to which one conveys the trouble of to (in the first place).
But you already knew that, didn’t you?

Yes! Herding cats is difficult. (A. Collie)

The Alternative Energy Association brings you the environment friendly “Wind Driven Cats”.

CAUTION. Contains small parts which may injure children..

Are there the finest pussies in the cathouse?

@K Haskins. I used to own an Himalayan Persian.(Beautiful cream colour with brown saddle markings and feet)

One night I was out somewhere wearing a dark suit. This woman next to me pulls this hair off my coat, and said: “Do you know you have blonde hairs all over your suit.
My reply: “Look mate. Speak to my cat. I have long blonde hair, on everything in my house.”

Hmm. Come to think of it. Assuming I had a blonde girlfriend, begs the question; Of why I would be making love to her, whilst wearing a suit???

Assume the position, wind!

Do you pull a cat’s tail? Cos’ it don’t have no fingers.

A little girl named Shut Up (really) was out looking for her lost cat Trouble. She came upon a policeman and asked him if he could help. The policeman asked “What’s your name, little girl?” She replied, “Shut Up!” shocked and angry, the policeman asked, “Are you looking for trouble?!” the girl answered “Yes, how did you know?”

What’s the trouble, cats? Wind got your tongues?

My Friend, Totoro, flies in the wind

That’s a lot of cat fart in a confined space.

They told you to change their litter, but nooo…