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So are you painting or cleaning your teetn
Picking your teeth can be endless fun.
My body thinks. Therefore I’m brain.
Everyone is all the confuse
I would want to fill my small place with a toothpick…no matter what colour it is.
It works! As I was reading this, my brain began to move out through my ears.
“The brown paint that is circulating around us isn’t too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it’s your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?”
Brian, study! Work, body!
Please do not insert pigment in the entrance of the small place unless you have a toothpick.
Please send me a new pack of children. The ones I got have badly stained immodesties, and the water just isn’t working.
Everyone is all the Engrish expert. Filled with imagination, and endless fun creates.
Place brain on table in front of you…
I woke up this morning and discovered I was an artist. I don’t know what went wrong.
Everyone is a critic, too.
Guys: Taking off your pants will make it easier to move the brain. 😛
“Everyone is all”.
– a philosopher.
“Fill, making uniform the painting, everyone is all an artist.”
–Modern art in a nutshell.
My dear method,
I’m Brain! I used the dry cleaning of water but I’m still stained with my clothes, so I’m beginning to move my work to flip my painting and six-pack the children.
All an artist
“I followed these instructions to the letter and now I’m an artist!” -said some guy working at Burger King.
“we’ll have so much endless fun, we’ll be wistling zippity-do-da out of our……” – Clark Griswald
I stopped at “Begin to move the brain” . Time for another drink.
Life of Brain
Announcements:
1. Please cover your immodesties.
2. Meth will not be on sale today.
My immodesties never stain my clothes.
I always make love naked.
When I woke up this morning I was a little horse.
Ahh! Crystal-painting explains it all.
I tried painting nudes, but the model was so ugly my paint curdled.
Painting by random numbers.
Yeah! All our politicians are ——– artists too.
I painted a nude one night, and the lady punched me in the mouth. :<
Dear sirs,
Hey! I packed all the children into the character space.
I had to wind the Press up to two tons, but it worked., and it was endless fun.
Find enclosed my payment for more children.
Yours faithfully,
Seri. A.L. Killer
– Work body again drug
– Allow the bright powder
– Stain with the clothes but don’t be a pigment
Woah man. Throw away your lsd and just read that. Gives you the same trip.
HOW DO I CLEAN THE WATER!?!
But if I move my brain I can’t control my body.
If I can’t control my body how can I move my brain?
Oh I see; now my brain is going in circles!
Bah-Bah-Bah
Bah Bah-Bah-Bah
I wanna be sedated
Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah
Bah Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah
I wanna be sedated
Igor, begin to move the brain!
Doesn’t sound too right when you “stuff…inside that place… the small place need to fill… can help with the toothpick…and, can pack children…made to draw the process…filled with…endless fun…be stained with…pleasing be cleaning with water. ” Just like child porn. If I were the parent, I would be tempted to call the police.