No Nearing

Go Far

You lie down

… except at closing time.

Chinese restraining orders are so simple!

No nearing, no warning!

Nearing is believing

You touching, you frying!

We telling, you heeding, no incontinence.

– Mommy, I fell down the stairs!
– Oh my god! Did you near it?!

No coming too!

Transformers: More Than Meets the Stickman.

No Wire Hangers.

I’m Nearing The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Please switch off your nearing aid.

No kneeling in engrish?

Power lines not tall.

Don’t near me, I don’t know where you’ve beijing

Its OK. I have a Nearing Aid.

@DNT. Sorry mate. I typed mine before I read yours.

I could write myself off, for not knowing what “plagiarism means.

You grab high woltage you fly.

I thought he was studying Elocution.

I’ve been knearing in the church playing with my God.

EDIT.

I’ve been knearing in the church playing with a priest.

Is this sign taped to a TARDIS or a Porta-Potty ?

Just as I was nearing the end of my long journey…

Nearing Me, Nearing You
♫ ♪
Nearing me, nearing you (ha-ha)
Something naughty we can do
Nearing me, nearing you (ha-ha)
We just had a facebook, this time I’ll near you …
♪♪♫

40,000 volts of funny.

What about bearing, dearing, fearing, gearing, hearing, pearing, rearing, searing, tearing, wearing ?

I knew they left something out on that park sign yesterday!

Well that was a waste of time…coming all the way over here to read a sign that doesn’t want me anywhere near it.

Because we’re closing.

I’m not Nearing, I’m Mello-ing

@Marum: No worries, mate. I suspect the nearing aid idea is mostly an Aussie thing anyway. Not plagiarism, just very likely to happen.
BTW, your idea seems to work just as well as mine, even though they’re opposites. 😉

No Sneering at the ‘No Nearing’ sign.

@jjhitt: Could be both. It’s a Transformer! 😛

Don’t join the near que , join the far que

No nearing English

It is a far far better thing than I have ever neared

How did they put the sign on it then? so neatly…