Please die carefully

Just die when the car hits you

They’re dying to get out.

Pass over and over and over a barrier again

It blocks the traffic.

WARNING: Pass off!

We already have a speed bump.

There’s a bucket in the back. If you’re really desperate you can kick that.

– B… but Officer, I swear it was an accident!

Our patrons don’t like people getting all up in their grille.

Don’t worry. There is still abilion or so left.

I have no intention of considering my fellow man, after I am dead

Our agents can help you pass away in a different area. Just call us.

Dying can only be executed in an approved manner, and signed for in triplicate, after you have expired.

…. and don’t pass water there, either!

There is a convenient Funeral Parlour five doors down

Not even six feet under?

That would be a grave mistake.

– Did you pass away under barrier?
– I did, Sir.
– You’re lying!
– Of course I’m lying, do you think I can walk around, being dead?

I’m not going to pass away there, I’m just feeling a bit run down.

So simple. So Engrish! 5.0

No passing away the delayed, mildewed human.

Even though arm has hidden blades with
razor sharp slicing action – just try to get out!

Not exactly the gates of Heaven.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

The Limbo Contest of DEATH.

Ramp In Peace

It must be the gates to Car Heaven. Rust in Pieces!

the new Park & Die garage keeps losing customers

Hearses only!

Better pass out than away.

Beneath that cruddy exterior, lies a heart of pure rust.

passover is okay though. MAZELTOV!

I hate myself and I want to die…under this barrier

Dying right here is strictly prohibited.

Walk fast, or pass away.

Bawal naghihingalo dito.

Make sure all passing away done strictly on top of barrier. Falling off after passing away is punishable by death.