I KNEW the chef did that

Its just a jump to the left

Golly pizza

Where should I stick crepe?

I’m impressed! I doubt that even Chuck Norris could spit a Japanese hotplate.

It’s a substitute for cheese Not much dairy food in Japan.

The Japanese should have been more reasonable about that disputed island!

Frankforter: a type of sausage unique to the capital of Kentucky.

– Waiter, is there a spit on my pizza?
– No it’snot, Sir

– Stick crepe to go, please

GENTLEMEN, TONIGHT WE GO TO WAR! TONIGHT, WE SIEGE THE FRANKFORTER!

What do you call a one legged spitting Japanese female?

Irene.

Crepes on a stick, pizza on a stick, hotdogs.
Texas State Fair moves to Japan.

There was a place in Cavill Ave. (Surfers) That was called THE CREPERIE. It had a machine which made a continuous crepe, which the cut into lengths as required. Thus, one ended up with a ‘square” Crepe.

By the taste, I think they left the “A” out of CREPERIE.

Dr. Frankenstein’s hobby. THE FRANENFORTER

It will be long.
It will be hard.
The frankenforter will never surrender.

A Japanese man who made a giant frankenforter,
Gave it to his 16 year old daughter,
She found it quite frightful,
And completely delightful,
For she put it where she never shoulda oughta.

Can I get anchovies on my lunger pizza?

Whatever you do, don’t make fun of their crepes, or they’ll spit on them too.

Time for a shakeup in marketing.

Today’s Specialty: Chewed Chinese in saliva sauce

Was it the Frankfort people who spat on the Frankforters?

At least you weren’t given a Chinese Fred Noodles

Italian, Japanese and Avian fusion cuisine, all in one dish? I’m sure the spitted pizza was regurgitated first.

Takeru Kobayashi has been known to get frank-fortified.

@Cecily. What is the capital of Kentucky? Saundersville? ;D

The waitress also spits chips, when she gets no tips.

I suspect the proprietor developed these recipes in his college dorm room.

You’re the spitting image of a Japanese hot-plate pizza!