They grow up so fast!

By the yard

Does a beer shot in the woods?

This outfit is available in lager sizes.

Urinate the beer

CAUTION: Drink on your own Rick

The story of the three beers, an ethanol tale.

So that’s what they mean by bottle feeding.

Beer for my little deer

There’s definitely something bruin.

The moon beer comes from the yeast of Asia.

As bear is to ursine, beer is to urine.

Born to be drunk
♪
Like a new born child
I was born, born to be drunk
Now I’m bored to be child
I love beer, not junk

Born to be drunk
Bored to be child…
♪♬

A father&son partner outfit might actually sell pretty well.

You wouldn’t be here without it, kid.

Mom, please buy lots and lots of Huggies.

Hey Megatokyo fans: c4p7ur3 7h3 833r!

assiGn 6-9. Is this a sign of something else the kid will love when it grows up? 😈

The kid might grow up with a beer beary.

Winnie the Pee, friend of Hiccup Kitty.

“Somebody’s been drinking my beer” Papa Bear said.
“Somebody’s been drinking my beer” Mama Bear said.
“Sh.t! They smoked all the weed, too.” Baby Bear said.

And it has nothing to do with sloppy genes.

Today’s the day the teddy-beers have their picnic.

Definitely avoid those woods!

Oops!

Well, I love beer goggles.

…in a sippy stein.

If only bears could bear with beer.

How many beers can a bare bear bear?

Once upon a time there were three beers. A lager, a light draft, and a non-alcoholic root variety…

– Mo-.. Hicc, Mommy! I see, hicc, white mice!

The pink bears arrive after the tenth schooner.

Ten bears bearing beer bouncing on a bier,
And if one bear bearing beer blindly blunders off the bier,
There would be nine bears bearing beer bouncing on a bier.

NOTE: You have to skoal a pint after each verse.

Entschuldigen sie mir. Title = DRINKING GAME #1

For they, who are incapable of sitting quietly in one spot, and getting pithed.

I love it so much I can’t tell you how often I rolled over in the morning to find a strange bear in my bed.

Number 1 threat to America: Beers

Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around
Teddy bear, teddy bear, touch the ground
Teddy bear, teddy bear, under arrest
You just failed your sobriety test.

You could sell these in Wisconsin. Lots of them.

Caption on next clothing product: “Please beer with us while we put the spelling right.”

it also says “ass ign” 69 !! :O

This product is clearly aimed at the Geordie consumer. They start the bairns early on Tyneside, why aye man!