See me lovely…

@jjhitt:
And his twin brother can be Re-Pete !

@Classic Steve:
I was thinking the same thing (re Brussels) – but there’s no dog $#!+ on his feet !

Go home doll, you’re pissed.

This will be on every pedophile’s Christmas list!

Is it just me, or does the Newborn Baby at the bottom look like it’s trying to get away from this doll?

Me Chinese, fill with Coke
Me half way through tasteless joke

Imported by Dick Johnson, Wang and Peters Toy Company.

@Classic Steve: That would explain why he’s just a sprout.

Me guesses . . . urine included,
but gosh . . . please don’t urinate I, for Rick’s sake (!!)

What’s vulgar in China STAYS in China. No, WAIT! Somebody in the US sent orders for it.

Count fingers 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11???? Somethring long.

Hey, Sprout! Eat some of these magic beans and watch what happens!

Operators are standing by. Order 2 for only the handling and handling and handling and shipping and handling and handling and handling and shipping.

Congratulations! It’s a boy. With a pint of beer. And lederhosen. And he wants to be urinated on.

I think the box has a typo. It should say 18+ (21+ in some jurisdictions)

The bottle serves in case of urinal loss. http://brog.engrish.com/2008/09/19/relief-at-japan-auto-show/

Wow I don’t know why someone would make a kids baby doll like this to begin with, Engrish aside O-o

Can you stop showing us your “lovely”?

“Look Ma, no hands!”

It’s less about the engrish and more about the WTF-why-does-this-doll-even-exist??
Also, is embracing him what causes him to urinate..?

it’s pirate english: “See me lovely” arrr

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Is there a circumcised version? I don’t want my child feeling like they are different than the other children.

Does come with a Rick or a crab?

Can I have one without nuts?

Is this the famous I P Freely that Bart Simpson is so keen to find in Moe’s Tavern?

When Ming Ming moves to the US, he will change his name to I.P. Freely