See me lovely…

Well its obviously not a gun in its pocket then.

Hello Sailor!

How does the girl one work

Featuring Rick

WARNING: Contains small parts – keep it out of children

Show me on the baby where the bad man touched the doll.

Girl doll made by Hello Kitty!

Warning: May contain nuts.

Instructions:

1. See the boy
2. Embrace the boy
3. Go home
4. Urinate the boy

Hey, my eyes are up here!!

They call him Uri for short.

Best Engrish ever

NOTE: Urine sold separately

Don’t worry he was born this way.

So why is he wearing clothes? It doesn’t seem to be that cold!

Just be careful where you point that Ming Ming

That’s a funny place to put a thumb

You really don’t need to see the Chinese version of the Erector set.

I’m confused is he German or French, must be French. He comes with his own Pisseur

– Mommy, I have to pee!
– Come on, don’t be such a baby.

How come Chinese dolls have round eyes?

OH! I see. He’s Jewish.

@Marum 4:56am
How can you tell

Raggedy Ann got thrown out of the toy box.

She kept sitting on Pinnochio’s face yelling: “LIE TO ME! LIE TO ME!”

@akgernon. I have new glasses.

@Algernon. ‘Tis 10.03PM in Brissie.

@Marum
Oh I see, does he have something missing

New Born Baby: ”Let’s embrace, lovely!”
New Born Barbie: ”Before or after I urinate you?”

The little Chinese boy got up one morning, and it looked so good out, he left it out.

@Algernon. Click on the tools in the top right corner and zoom to 200%.

He does look circumnavigated.

Urine in, urine out

I want one of these to replace the nodding dog in the back of my car. 😛

Take that beer away. He’s had enough.

>30 comments happy in first hour. Should it be worried?

@ Algernon: He’s definitely French. He goes oui oui.

Barbie found him to be much more fun, than Ken

@ Marum: I can’t see any tools in the top right corner, only the ones on the lower left. 😛

Urine kids. Don’t take this off.

I don’t think I want to see his lovely.

@72rd. “Mummy I have to pee.”

‘No dear. It’s your own hair.’

You think this one is bad, at the bottom of the girl doll box it says
“Defecate the girl”

Ah, those new born babies… They only think about sex.

I think I’ll name him Pete.

I don’t know what’s in that sippy cup, but I’d a like a quart, please.

@Marum
No I just think he’s glad to see someone

Made by ”Urinate Us”

Poor kid. He apparently has a vacuum hole in the bottom of his foot that just keeps recirculating liquids.

Perfect for playing “house” – it can be the fountain statue in the yard.

MingMing, is that his name?

Should be HungWang.
Or LongDong.
Or LeeKee.

Algernon, I think he’s from Brussels. He took the Manneken Pis as a role model.