Oh bother, honey won’t help friction…

He should stop rubbing himself on piglet then.

I told you Piglet, stop playing in the toilet bowl!

Pooh Beer does that

Isn’t that meant to be shaking turtle-heads?

Sadistic Piglet notes down his reasons and desire for violence against Pooh to his psychiatrist.

I always wondered about those two, now I know.

I would never do that with my piglet in front of the poo!

A poo friction means you need more fibre, and possibly some lube!

A delightful melody, composed entirely of brown notes?

Are these Christopher Robin’s notes?

If pooh’s head is shaking it means “Sh*t NO!”.

Movies featuring persons rising and falling against each other and causing friction, are always interesting.

A poor friction is even more interesting and painful.

From ”Now We Are S*x”
♪♬
So wherever I shake, there’s always Poo,
There’s always Poo and Pee.
“What would I do?” I said to Poo,
“If it wasn’t for you,” and Poo said: “True,
It isn’t much fun for # One, but # Two
Can shake together,” says Poo, says he.
“That’s how it is,” says Poo.
♪
Let’s shake together,” says Poo, says he.
“Let’s shake together,” says Pee.

(♪♬ = delightful melody)

POO FRICTION??

I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. 😈

Found in a store called “Rule 34”.

Somebody is going to be really sore when the music stops.

I was thinking, “I shouldn’t go there!”

Then I realized, that’s what Piglet must have been thinking, too.

Shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your poohpy.
Shake your poohpy.

Hey Pooh…if you want some ass, go get Eeyore.

This is why Piglet is saying “Oh, D-D-Dear!” all the time..

After a dozen bears in Poo Bar, falling becomes interesting and rising becomes Science Friction

OK, that does it. You’re getting a Transformer again this year.

Pooh Friction is Frun!

A frictional tail.

Syrup of Figs is even more interesting

Pulp Friction was also very interesting, and the acting was better.

Piglet shows his reverence for the venerable pooh by doing Buddhist prostrations.

Poor Piglet, no wonder he’s so timid.

Head for fun?
Why not?
I imagine there is not too much chance of getting preggers.

I imagine one would be prostated by this.

And pooh poops in front of the piglet.

Too bad it doesn’t circumgyrate too!

It doesn’t circumgyrate, does it?

*shakes Pooh`s head* DARN, GIVE ME FUN!

Delightful melody.
Pooh is giving head for fun.
Pooh’s friction (tribbing) is very interesting and somewhat painful.
Piglet is getting stroked right before Pooh’s eyes, so he goes up and down…

Hunny actually makes the friction quite sticky…

Something for the kids to do while the babysitter is watching Scheizer movies! Point of interest, when my middle niece was learning to talk, she called her Pooh Bear toy “Pooh Bar”. I’m beginning to think it wasn’t her limited linguistic skills.